a heightened state of being caused by overexposure to art school or the art world.
symptoms include: black jeans, black sweater, black shoes, striped stockings, dyed and/or spikey hair, residual paint or clay on clothes, glasses, custom welded bicycle, art car, unmatched hi-tops and/or socks, salvation army winter coat, leatherman
art damage should not be confused with goth or emo.
symptoms include: black jeans, black sweater, black shoes, striped stockings, dyed and/or spikey hair, residual paint or clay on clothes, glasses, custom welded bicycle, art car, unmatched hi-tops and/or socks, salvation army winter coat, leatherman
art damage should not be confused with goth or emo.
by bkdouble September 30, 2006
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Yes, I know he's an ACCA-certified accountant, and you just saw him flub trying to figure out how much tip he was supposed to pay, but you gotta understand… he got promoted to CFO six months ago, and what you're seeing is C-Suite Brain Damage in action.
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by Biffin April 8, 2004
Get the Splash Damage mug.The Famous Words Of Homer Simpson. Also refers to a drunken man or woman who has hurt their Frontal lobe section. Or stuck a crayon up their nose and hit their brain.
by Fat Ass-Jenny May 28, 2008
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1. The paint on the bathroom walls was chipping after the Hurricane Damage caused by the company's free Taco Bell lunch.
2. Steve plugged the toilet at work causing severe Hurricane Damage after eating the super-humungous burrito at Taco John's.
2. Steve plugged the toilet at work causing severe Hurricane Damage after eating the super-humungous burrito at Taco John's.
by Earl Justwaithe December 7, 2005
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VJ: Dude, that girl's so HOT. Look at all that majesty.
Mike: Whatever, dude - you see blond locks; I see damage.
VJ: Still, look at all that damagesty.
Mike: Whatever, dude - you see blond locks; I see damage.
VJ: Still, look at all that damagesty.
by PositiveZero January 27, 2007
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Guy 1: "Wow, i was wasted last night. How in the hell did I end up with sara in my bed??"
Guy 2: "Shit, I'll tell you how, she came over for me but I passed out on the couch."
Guy 1: "Oh yeah thats right, there was no one else awake. Damn, i love getting hit with collateral damage pussy!"
Guy 2: "Shit, I'll tell you how, she came over for me but I passed out on the couch."
Guy 1: "Oh yeah thats right, there was no one else awake. Damn, i love getting hit with collateral damage pussy!"
by Hijo De Ricardo December 5, 2010
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