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christmas dingle

A rare plant found in the yetti's den. It is much like a mistletoe, except you must fuck the other person.
Josh: Oh, looks like we're under the christmas dingle. We have to fuck.
Granpappy: Ok, be gentile
by Ben McLaky January 11, 2008
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dingletwang

Male Genetal Appendage - Penis
As used by "Ted Bullpit" From 70's/80's Australian Sitcom "Kingswood Country"
"Those pants are pretty short ted"
"Jeez me dingletwang isn't showing is it?"
by Aussie Hoops May 11, 2007
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dingy tuna

Adjective; A crazy or mildly retared girl/woman
Anita, you're such a dingy tuna!
by Brooks M. May 12, 2008
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dingir

A disease commonly found in the viscinity of the anus. Leeds to extreme pain through diminished sweeps and percussive chugging.
"Dude I heard Patric has dingir"

"Yeah man doctor said he's in a lot of pain"
by Kruvacheck January 13, 2014
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Ding Dong Shlong

When you slap someone with your dick in an attempt to wake them up
Mom: "hey jimmy i just can't wake up your little brother, why dont you go and try."
Jimmy: "ok ill just Ding Dong Shlong him until he wakes up"
by Ballsacksmcgee69420 January 10, 2016
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asshole ding

Those little dents in your car doors caused by careless assholes who hit your car with their car door.
My Mercedes is straight as an arrow except for a few asshole dings on the driver door.
by Rickof Lancaster October 21, 2008
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ding ding ding!

Right! You are correct!

Meant to replicate the sound from a game show when the contestant has answered the question correctly.
So, you screwed her last night, right?

Ding ding ding!
by bhobson333 July 12, 2006
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