Cyrus Jolly 

A fat retard who dates zoo baboons and fucks 80 year olds. Do bully this person because his dad left for the milk and like little kids at the age of 2. This means that this guy is a zoo baboon rapist. Be warned you may be next!

Man likes zoo baboons under the age of 10.

Random kid: Bro that cyrus Jolly kid fucks zoo baboons.
Other Random Kid: The fuck

Cyrus Jolly by DeezNutz00 August 14, 2022

Cyrus Lau 

Cyrus Lau has been known by many names throughout the years, but most notable among them are the rizzler, the rizzinator, rizzasaurus rex, and most famous of all “Cyrizz”. The peak of his rizz is comparable to some of the 7 wonders of Sentinel like the Great Shafidi’s Nose and Ivan zy vf fang’s hidden hair. This rizz incarnate’s height is also unofficially known as the 8th wonder, as it is a wonder that it is humanly possible to be that short. He can often be found spending his spare time either doing tricks on Ms Hart’s dick or getting pegged and dominated by his taller gf. His catch phrase “chhhhhhiiilllll” is ear grating and it has been reported that people that hear it permanently suffer from depression and a variety of other mental illnesses.

It’s Cyrus Lau, the rizzasaurus rex.

Cyrus Lau by The Rizzler’s Prophet June 7, 2023

Cyrus Britt 

A guy with a huge dick, and has a perfect sense of humour. He never struggles to make his mates laugh by doing the most random and out-of-pocket shit. He makes random noises and faces during work and is generally autistic.

Guy 1: Bro Cyrus, why are you so autistic?

Cyrus Britt: *Makes some sort of dumbass noise and face*

Cyrus Britt by The Ooga Booga guys= November 21, 2023

Cyrus Wilt 

Noun
Cyrus Wilt is an extremely skilled painter, who has been observed to roll paint extremely efficiently. He also is one of the best fortnite gamers.

Cyrus Wilt painted the cabin with gray and brown.

Cyrus Wilt by AnonColler January 3, 2024

Cyrus FX

Also known as Nutildah, was a successful DJ from Honolulu Hawaii and crypto millionaire, he released two albums: Impermanence Vol. I Lightniss and Impermanence Vol. II Darkniss.
In his short career in the music industry he gained notorious popularity and performed live in clubs in Hawaii.
He retired in 2014 when he become multi millionaire by investing in Bitcoin and Dogecoin.
He now lives in the Philippines and suffers from Obsessive-compulsive disorder and psychosis.

Cyrus FX also known as Nutildah is a retire musician and Crypto Millionaire living in the Philippines

Cyrus FX by nutildah July 29, 2024

cyrus assfart

tall 6'5" handsome man with a huge cock, brown hair, incredibly gassy and smart :) he's buff and center of attention but is so humble he would in game himself :) so humble and Cute I'm gonna moongoon all over him and force transition him to a femboy and become a feeker for him

Cyrus: I'm soooooo chopped I'm gonna in game

Me: Become a femboy right now! so moongoon all over you and Charizard on you!

Cyrus: But I'm shortttttttt 6'5" is avg height due to tiktok height inflation!!

Me: I'm gonna inflate you, cyrus assfart!

cyrus assfart by t0tallyfunb0x August 8, 2025

Pulling a Miley Cyrus 

Wearing a shirt or top that shows your bra especially when paired with short-shorts. This look is often complemented by dancing like a stripper.

girl1: wowww.... that girl over there is totally Pulling a Miley Cyrus
girl2: I KNOW! her hot pink bra is completely sticking out of the front of her shirt

guy1: duuude look at that chick! shes Pulling a Miley Cyrus, she must be such a slut.
guy2: she looks like such a whore! i bet she'll let me get in her pants!
guy1: DUUUDDDEEEE! *high five*

Pulling a Miley Cyrus by fashonissstaaa May 15, 2010