Cubicle Land

Corporate slang for the office environment, as a whole.

Cubical Land is a notional concept of any office space where an employee typically works, and isn't really a physical location or cubicle farm. Typically used when talking about a security zone or network subnet.

Hey Erik, you're not going to believe this! Some assclown admin wanted to put all his production app servers on the core network, until I reminded him that 60% of corporate attacks occur from Cubicle Land, not the Internet. He's such a tool.

by Security Wonk August 14, 2008

cubicle chew

"cubicle chew" is the way to close for comfort chewing sound coming from the cubicle next to you

OMG... I almost just vomitted listening to the guy next to me cubicle chew his turkey sandwich!!

by birdgirl12 April 16, 2010

Cunctator

One who delays; a procrastinator.

Most students at most points in their education, particularly those that add obscure words to sites like this one.

A: Legit though, I’m the biggest cunctator
B: The biggest whatnow?
A: Cunctator- procrastinator. After the agnomen of the Roman leader who "delayed", and generally employed Fabian strategies against the Carthaginians rather than risk pitched battles with them
B: Mate, you’ve really got to channel your procrastination into other areas

by Charlemagne1993 February 23, 2017

cubicular cancer

What can happen after staying in a cubicle for more than 7 hours a day. Warning signs are numbness of the ass and the ass-ular region, an increase in body fat, and the loss of excitement for ones love life and loss of excitement for many hobbies which one found pleasurable prior to working in a cubicle. Cubicular cancer is curable if it is found before it spreads to the brain and testicles. It can be killed in this stage if the employee finds a new job, works out, goes golfing, and gets a girlfriend. When this cancer spreads to the brain it will cause uncurable adult ADD and severe depression, when cubicular cancer spreads to the brain it is usually deadly.

Guy 1: Hey, did you guys hear about Joe? He's got cubicular cancer!
Guy 2: No more late nights at work for me...

by AppleiPodRoolz January 11, 2006

Cunche

a disguised way to call someone a cunt

Paris Hilton is a Cunche

by Mudbloodprincess95 August 9, 2011

Cubicle Bomb

This is were you enter another co-workers cubicle and rip ass in their cubicle, leaving it to rot and it becomes trapped.

Hey John, Larry doesn't know it yet, but I just dropped a cubicle bomp on him.

by Jimmy Hat August 24, 2003

cubic fuckton

A phrase to describe a lot of something.

"Wow, there's a cubic fuckton of people here!"

by Spyke March 25, 2004