Mud Crabs

When you get crabs in the hair lining of your anus

Freds bum was itchy due to the mud crabs he got from his one night stand.

by Dogdevourer February 25, 2008

Crabs

1. Crabs: can be those tiny bug's that will infiltrate the pubis.

2. You can also describe a person for being being a Grumpy/Angry Shit.

1. damn those crabs *itch* so itchy *scratch*

2a): )"¤()#<insert naughty words>(="/%&/# *walks away*
2b): Now what was that all about?
2c): He had crabs up his bum or someone put crabs in the toilet when he went for a shit.

by No-body123 September 9, 2008

Crabs

A disease that makes you hump desks, and seats.

A girl at my school humps the desk cuz she has crabs.

by Krabbyland March 12, 2010

Cubs Fan

Someone to be pitied. A lost soul perpetually waiting for the arrival of a once in a millenium alignment of good management, coaching, and injury/error free players. A person duped by a wonderful ballpark and team owners into accepting consecutive seasons of failure. A drain on Chicagos economy because they waste so much time, energy, and money going to day games.

Boss: Where's Mark?
Bob: He went to the Cubs game last night.
Boss: He's a Cubs Fan? Oh, well I guess I'll be getting nothing out him during baseball season.
Bob: I'm going to a WhiteSox game this weekend.
Boss: That's great. Take Friday off if you want since your ahead on your work anyway.

by m1z_w1z_11 September 20, 2005

curbstomp

Placing of someones mouth on the corner of a sidewalk and kicking at the back of their head. This throws the jaw into their spinal cord and instantly kills them. Not allways used against black people... is actually mostly used when anti-nazi skins beat the crap out of a nazi skin group. Usually grab the biggest person and curbstomp them to show an example for the rest of the group to follow.

10 of my friends went to octoberfest and saw a group of 5 nazi's. We beat them up and then curbstomped them. Now there dead.

by skaterpunk1007 July 12, 2004

Cubs

A base ball team in Chicago Illinois known for its previous year losing streaks and winning the World Series in 2016 for the first time in 108 years

The cubs really pulled it off in the World Series this year

by The trash can at mcdonalds February 12, 2017

desert crabs

Pubic crabs living on shaved skin

My, what a large infestation of desert crabs you have!

by Anthony Michaels July 14, 2006