Crouton

N: the seeds from a Cannibus plant

man this shit has a lot of croutons

by Geoffrey May 13, 2005

croutonag

A derogatory term for unattractive online gamers

Bounty is a god damn croutonag.

by Reefie July 21, 2008

crouton suggestion

A really good idea that takes you by surprise.

I didn't expect that crouton suggestion from your Aunt Hildgegard; she seems so out of it.

by sunni9 September 26, 2010

crouton face

A very dry face of any kind meaning male or female. A face that has those dry cracks in the corner of the mouth with a case of eye boogers.

She has the worst crouton face this morning!

by MyztresC June 3, 2014

Crouton

A slang term used by straight people to refer to gay people

Billy: this new guy started at work today, he's such a little crouton

Taylor: dude, you're such a homophobe

by Boadie925 September 6, 2016

CROUTON

A broke, lame, and or unsucessful person who is crusty and will most likely have a musty bitch with em that smell like canned cheese.

"I cant stand these mother fuckin broke boys croutons fuck boys" silentfuneral

by Silentfuneral666 August 31, 2017

Crouton

Someone terrible at any form of fps. Generally die in the stupidest ways. Ex. Standing out in the open when the other team is sniping.

Player 1: Gets killed by a noob using trash weapons.
Player 2: Fucking Crouton!

by Trash at fps September 25, 2017