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Alabama fudge cruncher

Only in Alabama it is when a person rolls a freshly released turd and roasted honey peanuts and gives it to somebody to ingest
Hey Billy remember how Mrs Johnson gave me an f on my science test well I gave her a good old Alabama fudge cruncher just to show her how appreciative I am.
by Goochflaps December 29, 2023
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Gravel Cruncher

Gravel Cruncher - someone who has horribly crooked teeth and doesn't care to fix them. Someone who smokes crack excessively, as a result loses teeth Can also be considered a "gravel cruncher".
I would hook up with dude, if his teeth weren't fighting for position in his mouth. What a gravel cruncher!
by BotanWuuut June 4, 2018
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