Crump

Noun; someone who is stereotypically british.

(used to insult anyone who is not american)

Ryder: It’s spelled ‘colour’ not ‘color.’
Reese: shut up, you crump.

by Not rice March 22, 2021

Crump

A spontaneous and violent movement.

"Y'all ever hit your funny bone on a chair and crump"

"Did you see Tom? When he got shot he Crump'd"

by grosshopper December 19, 2018

Crump

Loose term for vagina/ass

Oi mate! That chap just took a whiff of Jesses Crump!

by Mikeoimikey October 06, 2022

Crump

Crump means to pee, fard, shid, cum, at the same time in your pant. The past tence of this word is crumped

When she put her hand on my shoulder I crumped in my pant

by Bummy Boi October 03, 2018

crump

a perennial failure. a person who snatches defeat from the jaws of victory despite the odds being stacked in their favour.

AC Milan are 3-0 up at half time in the champions league final, it's in the bag!

after the match- 'how have they managed to Crump that up?'

by nugnugs July 20, 2018

crump

slapping your tinkler in a a dumb bird’s stinkler. slinking in a stinky crease.

i was tweaking off the zooties had me crumpin on a rig. man got his crump on an ting.

by Gorngly October 06, 2022

KIERAN CRUMPS BIRTHDAY 2020

Kieran is a cool underrated guy! It’s his 15th birthday and that’s sound so hey kieran it’s me have a good day! If you see this send it to the groupchat

HEY ITS KIERAN CRUMPS BIRTHDAY 2020

by Lapford Mafia November 01, 2020