by gert mandem March 8, 2007
Get the crouch mug.fart when you have sweaty legs and squeeze them together then have the fart go up to your testicles (generally in fat men).
male 1: Hahaha!!
male 2: Why are you laughing?
male 1: Dude I just crouche farted and it tickled me!!
male 2: Fucking gross...
male 2: Why are you laughing?
male 1: Dude I just crouche farted and it tickled me!!
male 2: Fucking gross...
by Aladdass March 19, 2010
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Technique used in SSBM. If you hold down on the d-pad when attacked it reduces the amount of distance thrown back. The distance varies on the character. Some are significantly more useful like Samus's Crouch Cancel.
D21:Eh,I haven't played with samus in a while. I'll pick her.
Cltn: /puts down controller.
D21: Come Back! I won't crouch cancel.
Cltn: /puts down controller.
D21: Come Back! I won't crouch cancel.
by Diego Parra June 11, 2006
Get the Crouch Cancel mug.When a woman digs a hole in the middle of the living room floor and gets her boyfriend/hubby to come and gizz in the hole. Then the woman crouches over it and sticks her nose into the mess. While the woman is occupied doing this, her partner runs outside, gets a tree branch, brings it in, and starts giving the girl anal. While doing this, the girl must be making fox noises.
" Tammy, why is there a hole in the middle of your living room?"
" Oh, me and Jim tried out the crouching fox."
" Oh, me and Jim tried out the crouching fox."
by Spermicide February 10, 2008
Get the crouching fox mug.A game where you masturbate as close to your parents (or other loved ones) as possible without them being aware of your explicit activity. If they catch you, you lose. For an extra challenge, watch porn on full volume while playing.
Person #1: Dude, last night I played Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon while my parents were watching TV. I came three times!
Person #2: Sick, bro!
Person #2: Sick, bro!
by Spendexx March 4, 2015
Get the Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon mug.1.) A guy who has blisters on his knees from giving prison guards blowjobs.
2.) A guy who's instrument is bigger than him, eg, double bass or Cello.
3.) A homeless guy who crouches under a swing or slide at a playground.
2.) A guy who's instrument is bigger than him, eg, double bass or Cello.
3.) A homeless guy who crouches under a swing or slide at a playground.
Lol check out that Croucher at the town basin! Hahaha!
Hey, that guy is smaller than his instrument! What a Croucher!
Check out those knees! Croucher!
Hey, that guy is smaller than his instrument! What a Croucher!
Check out those knees! Croucher!
by dshgjhsdjghjsdhjg August 31, 2009
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Primarily identifed by being approximately only 20-25% homosexual. As the name implies, a "crouchman" is quick to bend-over in the shower, nosh a bit of knob, generally take it up the gary glitter.
Habitat: Northern chav suburbs of London near the "pit of despair", will still be living with parents - who will probably also be Crouchman's
Habitat will almost certainly intersect with that of a Phebey (definition in progress)
Primarily identifed by being approximately only 20-25% homosexual. As the name implies, a "crouchman" is quick to bend-over in the shower, nosh a bit of knob, generally take it up the gary glitter.
Habitat: Northern chav suburbs of London near the "pit of despair", will still be living with parents - who will probably also be Crouchman's
Habitat will almost certainly intersect with that of a Phebey (definition in progress)
ADJECTIVE
poofter: "take a look at that crouchman, poor quarter-queen, does not know if he is 25% arthur or 25% martha"
VERB
Hampstead Heath Cruiser: "hey four-eyes, fancy a quick crouchman?"
poofter: "take a look at that crouchman, poor quarter-queen, does not know if he is 25% arthur or 25% martha"
VERB
Hampstead Heath Cruiser: "hey four-eyes, fancy a quick crouchman?"
by Beefie August 2, 2006
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