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Croissant

The true presentation of the French boulangerie pâtisseries, showing a masterpiece of flour, butter, eggs, sugar, and an M45 nuclear missile.
"hon hon hon, I eat the baguette and the croissant, hon hon hon ! Jacques hammer !"
by Charleuhhhhhh December 24, 2023
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Sloppy croissant

When you fold your girl in half, cover her in butter, and give her that sloppy
“I was so hungry and horny I had to give my girl that sloppy croissant
by Croissantlover69420 February 4, 2025
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Sloppy croissant

When you slather her in butter, fold her in half and give her that ol sloppy
“I was so horny and hungry I had to give her a sloppy croissant
by Croissantlover69420 February 4, 2025
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Lor.D Croissant

a mighty king whose cult and demolish anything
by bunnygirlduck May 5, 2022
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