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The Crocodile

The Crocodile is a sexual act when a man is with his partner while they are preforming oral sex. During which the male's partner clamps down on his penis with their teeth and starts death rolling.
"Dude she pulled The Crocodile on me last night and I had to get rushed to the E.R"
by GingerBread18 September 6, 2014
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Hippa-Crocca-Dogga-Pig

A girl so unbelivably ugly it takes 4 seperate insults to do her any real justice.
For a general descpition see Swamp Donkey and times by 1000.
Waning:Please make sure of her vileness before using the word as it is so long and insulting that it should only be used when really ment!!!
AAARRRGGGHHH...its...its...ITS A HIPPA-CROCA-DOGGA-PIG!!! AAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!
by te_rey January 8, 2003
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Crocodile Dundee

To grab a womans pussy without warning her. In some cases, to confirm that she's not a dude.
From "Amanda" by Dirt Nasty. "Is she a he, or he a she? I can't believe, I'ma do a crocodile dundee, and grab her pussy..."
by ItsmeAustin January 9, 2008
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Enormous Crocodile

1- A crocodile that is of monstrous proportions.

2- A childrens book with a (rather clichéd, "good overcomes evil ) moral, by Roald Dahl. It has some really quite cool characters such as the Rolypoly Bird and Mugglewump the Monkey (who also features in Dahl's book The Twits. This is a must read if you are a small child or if you have small children but ESPECIALLY if you are a small child.
"The Enormous Crocodile lives in the biggest, brownest, muddiest river in Africa. He has sharp shining teeth and a temendous appetite- for nice, juicy children (muwahahahhaaa... kiddy sandwich... YUM YUM! (soz)), his favourite lunch time treat..."
by J-Bezza. April 8, 2006
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Crocodile

The male queer version of cougar. Typically 40 years or above, likes to hook up with younger queer men. The crocodile frequents gay dance clubs and public bathhouses.
Mario: OMG, that crocodile is totally hitting on me.

Cody: You're lucky, I LOVE me some crocodile meat!

Mario: I will give him your number.

Cody: Sweet! Just call me the Croc Hunter!
by Roshambo187 January 9, 2014
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Croocon

a sailor on shore leave who first tries to take advantage of loose women, soon there after raiding their purses and taking their cash. if there is no cash on the said loose women, he then raids the panties and takes their life.
*person doing body outline* "Looks like this woman's purse was raided ... no money was found ... whats this? panties are torn with a bite mark .... she was a victim of the cereal croocon."
by Camargaret July 23, 2006
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crocoferret

The name given to a small, orangey-browny stuffed animal that we couldn't work out if it was a crocodile or a ferret.

It can be seen either in physics lessons, wondering around on the desks, or sometimes it can be seen at night scurrying towards a buffet.

Commonly mistaken for the unrelated 'ferredile', the crocoferret can be distinguished by having teeth that stick out at right-angles to its face, and front legs that look like they're protruding from its neck.
"What the fuck is that, a crocodile or a ferret?"
"Must be a crocoferret"
by Dickmitic December 24, 2008
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