A chubby, very unattractive, self-centered boy who denies being gay. He likes to masturbate using tomatoes and other fruit. He's also known for being fingered in public places.
girl: "Christopher Pena?? He's such a man-slut! Guys kept taking turns with him in the closet last night at the party! He walked out with a big smile, and white shit running down his chin!"
by ilovetoeatpiesometimes November 28, 2010
Get the Christopher Pena mug.Christophers are amazing in every single way. They're sweet,smart,and caring of others' feelings. When you find your christopher don't ever let him go EVER.
by Mmaster1923 December 11, 2016
Get the Christopher mug.Christopher..... One Of The Most loving And Caring Guys Youlll Ever Meet, At First Youll Be Close Friends But After Awhile you will Fall For him... Even Though You Go Through Hard Times he Will Always Try To Be There.. And When He Is Not He Gets Mad and Upset At Himself For Not Being With His Girl.. Lovely,Kind,Sweet, Tall, Dark, And Handsome. Brings A Whole New meaning To All Of Theses words. Gives You A Whole New Perspective On Life. He Will Love You For A Life Time.
Girl 1: Look At Him He Is Wonderful
Girl 2: I Know! He Is So Loving and caring
Girl 3: I KNow He Reminds Me Of Christopher
Girl 2: I Know! He Is So Loving and caring
Girl 3: I KNow He Reminds Me Of Christopher
by Summer3275 September 3, 2012
Get the Christopher mug.verb: when Christopher Walken or any character he plays acts in a cool,calm,collected manner sometimes even smiles and laughs in a non chalantly so as to catch one off guard then suddenly and completely kicks one's ass and totally obliterates one...then just walks away like nothing happened.
A flawles example of Christopher walkin' is when he pushes Michelle Pfieffer out the window in Batman Returns.
by Lycanthropiachic December 24, 2009
Get the Christopher walkin' mug.a sexy ass man who is very smart and can be funny sometimes igs , he has hoes on the low and a sexy gf muahahah he also has a humongous head and can’t stfu 🙌🏼
by anonymous January 3, 2021
Get the cristopher mug.A boy whose capapbilities are lacking on all degrees. This person will often say comments and laugh not realizing he is the only one laughing. This person will often have an extrememly and abnormally large grape or head. This person will often walk around boasting about his strength and physique but can only back it up with evidence of a non-muscular gut which protrudes greatly from his abdomen.
It is possible that this person may also lack excellent vision from one eye or the other due to stabbing himself in the eye with a gerber mult-tool while tightening a zip tie which doesnt require a gerber multi tool to tighten. If one finds this person, it is recommended they contact the nearest insane asylum or psychiatric ward for proper containment of this person. One can only hope this person will not infect mankind with its genes by reproducing with any female. Females should take great caution if encountering this person.
Other names for this person may be: Rowario or Dirtbag
It is possible that this person may also lack excellent vision from one eye or the other due to stabbing himself in the eye with a gerber mult-tool while tightening a zip tie which doesnt require a gerber multi tool to tighten. If one finds this person, it is recommended they contact the nearest insane asylum or psychiatric ward for proper containment of this person. One can only hope this person will not infect mankind with its genes by reproducing with any female. Females should take great caution if encountering this person.
Other names for this person may be: Rowario or Dirtbag
guy 1,"Is that a christopherosas in the bushes?"
guy2,"I dont know but we better call the psych ward to get him"
guy 1,"GREAT IDEA"
"Man, Im losing brain cells from talking to you, you sound like a real christopherosas"
"Look, its a christopherosas, throw something at it"
guy,"They calling me Hansom"
girl,"Are you christopherosas?"
guy,"Well Yes I am"
girl,"SOMEBODY HELPP! its christopherosas"
guy2,"I dont know but we better call the psych ward to get him"
guy 1,"GREAT IDEA"
"Man, Im losing brain cells from talking to you, you sound like a real christopherosas"
"Look, its a christopherosas, throw something at it"
guy,"They calling me Hansom"
girl,"Are you christopherosas?"
guy,"Well Yes I am"
girl,"SOMEBODY HELPP! its christopherosas"
by D-RO_Jerabek December 22, 2010
Get the christopherosas mug.by Heyy ya'll January 16, 2012
Get the Christopher Collet mug.