zero cred

Zero Credibility, or a lack of respect afforded as a result of someone having no knowledge on a subject, or improperly applying knowledge.
You get zero cred for that professional kitchen if you’re only using it to heat up frozen pizza !
by MsNYer July 25, 2021
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on cred

Picking up your vice without fronting the cash, paying later; on credit
"Got any kush bro? Wanna match?"
"Yeah I just picked up an eighth on cred."
by blackguy868956485348428 November 20, 2017
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dic cred

verb: The credit you get when you come up with a new word or term and submit it to Urban Dictionary.
I was the first one to come up with this term. I have mad dic cred.
by Scholarly Etymologist July 13, 2022
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self cred

The internal equivalent of street cred. Believing in your own worth and value. A quote that doesn't use the word but expresses the concept is James Baldwin's "It took many years of vomiting up all the filth I'd been taught about myself, and half-believed, before I was able to walk on the earth as though I had a right to be here."
I was always quiet because I had no self cred.
I didn't believe in myself, I had no self cred.
by rjcarpenter January 28, 2018
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nut cred

1. Saving up or postponing nutting for later on for several reasons such as avoiding post nut clarity and completing a 2 week challenge. It also improves spank bank.

2. Applies solely to males on the size of testicles determining the quantity and character of semen output. Participants of the 2 week challenge obtain a legendary output of semen of 11 ml or 0.011 L.
1. Alex decided to Nut cred by participating in a 2 week challenge which he could brag about to his friends. He believes in semen retention and strongly encourages it. According to Alex, “Nut Cred prevents post nut clarity. I feel amazing.”

2. “ My huge nuts enable me to have a gigantic output of semen”- Alex
“Are you referring to Nut Cred?” - Gina
“Ofc. But my vivid imagination and 2 week challenge also helped in increasing the output volume” - Alex
by artisplay September 17, 2023
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Street cred bounty hunter

Someone who is always looking for better more exciting friends/things to do to make themselves more popular.
by Ariella Shallows April 15, 2018
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twat cred

twat cred: when you already think someone is an idiot, and they show you another example of why you hold that opinion.

Background: "Twat cred" is a play off of the common term "street cred" which is short for "street credibility" or street reputation.
"Twat" is a term orginally meanining "vagina," but is often used to describe someone who's an idiot or a general dirtbag.
"Dave and Mike think all brown skinned people 'grew up on tacos,' once again proving their twat cred."

"Sarah threatened to fight the neighbor when she argued about the newspaper missing from the steps, showing her real twat cred."
by omega_pulse October 05, 2013
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