booty crayon

When you take your shit out of the toilet and write on the walls

Yo dog i wrote on the wall with mah booty crayon

by Duechnozzle11142000 March 10, 2016

cursing with crayons

A way to describe someone who curses like a little kid and sounds out of place cursing.

Wayne: You can just go to h, e, double hockey sticks! You big you know what'er!
Jay: Wow! You are so scary! Stop cursing with crayons and be a man! Get over the election!

by von groovy August 4, 2017

crayon text

term used by pissed off customers to indicate their irrational dislike of typeset used in a message they didn't like.

generally used when the customer has nothing left to gripe about but still has residual anger.

..."crayon text isn't exactly professional."

by olivereb October 8, 2009

dirty crayon

The natural scent of a young African American.

Damn girl, is that dirty crayon you got on?!

by Tanner B October 30, 2013

crayon smoker

something to call a dumb ass that looks like they would smoke crayons due not having any weed

ted: jeff looks like a crayon smoker

by according to all known laws February 27, 2021

white crayon

Someone that no one likes, or wants to hang around with due to their annoying and freakish personality.

No one likes a white crayon.

"I saw Daniel at the park yesterday yelling at the top of his lungs to everyone around him, he's such a white crayon."

by ByrdIsThaWyrd May 12, 2016

Box of Crayons

A safe way to say in school that you need a box of cigarettes.

Does anyone have a box of crayons they are willing to share?

by Shane Collins January 13, 2009