crying fly

The way to notify people around you that someone near you has let out a quiet squeaky fart.

I think Jimbo over here just let out a crying fly.

by fraser frase May 4, 2011

Crying Baby Syndrome

Noun \ˈkrī-iŋ ˈbā-bē ˈsin-ˌdrōm also -drəm\

Severe medical condition in which symptoms that would normally leave a reasonable person unfazed distress the affected patient to a remarkable degree. Often typified by symptoms that don’t make sense together and/or change or intensify with each round of questioning or when another healthcare provider enters the room. CBS is generally treated with a prescription-strength straw (to suck it up) and/ or a double dose of M.T.F.U. (man the f^@# up ).

Medic/Nurse: “Welcome to the Emergency Department. How can I help you?”

Random Whiner “Yeah… um I have a really bad paper cut on my finger. And my left eye is very itchy. Oh, and I think I pulled my spleen. It hurts. A lot. But not as bad as the paper cut. I am most definitely dying.”

Medic/Nurse: “Okay then. One moment,” *turns to Doc* “Looks like another case of Crying Baby Syndrome. We’re going to run out of straws at this rate!”

by Green_Machine November 14, 2013

crying over homework

1. When you stall so much that you start to cry.
2. You are so stressed over homework you cry and cry.
3. Completly giving up.

I started crying over homework because I am done

by idfc anymore January 16, 2018

crdying

when you are crying so hard you are dying. usually used when your joking about killing urself and the feels come in too hard so you start crying while pondering dying.

ayo is emilia ok?
nah shawty she crdying.

by emiliabru November 16, 2019

Crying Laughing Emoji

what people spam after their messages to try and make people believe they are really not just dying on the inside

gen spams this emote all the time(crying laughing emoji x30)

by no orgy for you gen August 5, 2021

Aggressively crying

When you cry so hard that you kick and break the bathroom vanity with your foot

Don't go in the bathroom, kaitlyn is aggressively crying

by M.m.motorcycle February 4, 2019

Baby crying

Baby crying is the thing when you cry like a little fucking bitch

Me: Hey man, you aren't allowed to do this glitch, you can get banned

Chris: BUT I WANNA DO IT WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Me: stop baby crying jesus

by big boys only January 25, 2021