craspy

the feeling you get when you wake up after a night of drinking and your throat is mysteriously raw.

I should have never been the only girl at that frat party, I woke up feeling quite craspy.

by a harmless pie October 16, 2008

CRAPS LOCK

When you accidentally send an IM in all caps while because you didn't realise the caps lock was on before hitting enter

person a) HEY, YOU WANNA SEE A FILM OR SOMETHING?
person 2) err yeah OK, no need to shout though
person a) sorry craps lock

by Pipboy_3000 April 19, 2011

Cramps

Usually referring to period cramps, they are in fact the closest thing in life that you can get to hell. One of those simple pleasures, that just graces any day. Hint the sarcasm. It will often inflict an immense amount of pain. Happy cramping!

I'm cramping so bad right now!

Are you cramping? Do you need chocolate?

I'm going to kill myself because of these awful cramps!

by Yeeteris69 June 15, 2018

Street Corner Crapps

A Game Of Craps Consisting Of Shooting Seven Eleven's In Back Of The Hood Corner Store Bodega

t.j.: Yo L, Round Up Da Homies, You Know What Time It Is?

L: Yea Ma Dude, 11:00, Time 4 Street Corner Crapps

by Joey Richie January 1, 2009

crasser

a crasser can be anything you want it to be. you can use it as an adjective, a noun, a verb, an adverb, ANYTHING. most popularly used within families and certain groups of people.

(There is a driver on the road going very slow) "What the heck is this crasser doing, he needs to speed up!"
(There is a man wearing a strange outfit) "He looks very crassy today."
(You get hit in the face with a baseball bat) "CRASSERS! THAT HURT! WHAT THE CRASS ARE YOU DOING YOU IDIOT!"
(You meets someone new and tell them where you're from) "I'm from crassachusetts."

by crasserkins June 17, 2009

shit cramps

Cramps one gets from holding in their crap for too long. Usually happens during school or in a public place with either horrible restrooms, or none at all.

Billy: ughh!
Andrew:whats wrong man?
Billy:i dont wanna go to the resttom and my stomache is killing me!
Andy: thats shit cramps for ya.

by Robert956 December 13, 2009

crapsicle

1: reffering to frozen dog crap

2: a different way of saying "crap!"

1: "look at that crapsicle on the ground!"

2: "Oh crapsicle! What did I just do to the computer?!"

by Mickeysofine May 20, 2007