Talkative Almond crapper

When a talkative employee lets his boss ejaculate into his dirty lil ace hole. And then pushes out the wet soggy almond droppings.

While doing lawn work for his boss Mike Had a Talkative Almond crapper experience.

by Big Bad Daddy March 9, 2019

charity crapper

(n). One who habitually uses a public bathroom in a public place such as a library on a daily basis to relieve their load themselves. Quite often, the offender leaves the area foul smelling.

Every day at 3 Pm, Max comes into the library to free his load. Why doesn't he go home and use his own toilet? He's a charity crapper.

by Boggler March 5, 2004

CRAPPER, JOHN

HAPPY 46th BIRTHDAY ..I hope you spend it on the CRAPPER, JOHN...whatever happens to you over there has absolutely NO effect on me over here..I figured that out last September 2004...When a door closes another opens..at least for me!!! haha... I am now engaged..I hope you have a very nice life...and a Wonderful Birthday with your mother....while she holds your hand on the - CRAPPER , JOHN.

Crapper John you look just like MoE from the 3 Stooges...I look just like Barbie now....you lose...hahahaaa

by ClarrisaKnowsAll April 23, 2005

crapper stacker

an orgy of homosexuals who "stack" their crap in a sequence of anal sex.

Chaz was constipated for four days after tuesday night's crapper stacker.

by chucka nubba June 20, 2007

Spy Crapper

Someone who is overly concerned with someone else's bathroom habits.

Adam "Ron sure goes to the bathroom alot."
Response "Who are you, the spy crapper?"

by KimKimsharu April 26, 2010

Crapper

Advanced martial arts technique in which the assailant strikes the victim in the abdomen with enough force to cause the victim to lose control of his or her bowels.

Some douche at the bar was hitting on John's girlfriend, so John gave him a crapper.

by Diabeticus January 4, 2011

crapper to yapper

another term for the atm or ass to mouth

i went from crapper to yapper because she likes the taste of her ass.

by bloodvomit September 8, 2003