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Al Crapino

A guy who looks like a broke version of Al Pacino and is very rude to people like Tony Montana from Scarface, or someone who's just difficult to deal with.
A very angry man who sounds drowsy and loud comes into a doctor's office and he's wearing a white suit jacket and dress shoes and has a cane, and speaks very rudely when demanding attention. Everyone gets annoyed with him.
Man: "HELLO MY NAME IS JOHN, MY DOCTOR IS SOANDSO, I NEED THIS MEDICATION RIGHT NOW! DON'T YOU PEOPLE UNDERSTAND EENGLISH?!"
People at desk: *stare at him annoyed*: "Go back to the nurse's station."
They then start talking: "Wow he looks like a broke version of Al Pacino."
One of them responds as he leaves: " More like Al Crapino."
*Another person acting like a douche bag*
Frustrated person: "STOP BEING AN AL CRAPINO!"
by Merkalos May 8, 2013
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holy moly crapioli

Known for its amazing jokes and puns, holy moly crapioli.
Holy moly crapioli! I just got my macaroni!

Friend: good for u
by RandomInterneter October 28, 2017
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crapitti

this is a domestic form of grafitti which attaches to toilet
bowls that did not successfully dispose of the last user's
stools and where some of the waste is still attached to the
inner ceramic of the bowl.
when I tried to wash my aliclava by letting it steep overnight in the toilet, I was unable to do so because the bowl was
covered in crapitti left there by an overloaded previous user
by pc ferry April 25, 2006
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Crapitalism

The tendency of the so-called free market to provide ever decreasing substance at ever increasing costs. The practice may result in short term profit but in the long term erodes public confidence in the product or service in question finally resulting in financial loss...
My television service provides less dependable service and regularly raises rates as the result of Crapitalism.
by Macrobank November 11, 2018
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Crapital

The derivative name of Capital University Law School, located in Columbus, OH.
"Where did you go to law school?"
"I went to Crapital."
"Well, good luck...NEXT."
by ScrantonWordMeister February 16, 2010
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crapinahat

online useable word for crap or shit. Typing this instead of crap in a hat will avoid most antispam/swear programms in online gaming (punk buster, etc.) since they are trained to the single words only
This will get you kicked:
Player 2 (H&k MP5) Player 1
-Player 1- : CRAP!

While this will leave you playing...unless people decide to kick you...
Player 2 (H&k MP5) Player 1
-Player 1- : CRAPINAHAT!
by iPoke April 1, 2007
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capidill

A penis with a hat on it.
you have a giant hairy capidill
by schwow November 30, 2007
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