Brazilian Carpenter

Part of Speech: n
Definition: a technique in which all or most of the pubic hair is removed with the application of Duct Tape which is then warmed with a heat gun

also called Brazilian Carpenter's wax, bikini wax

Etymology: I heard it here in San Francisco

As erotic as a Brazilian Carpenter's wax can be, the duct tape can leave behind adhesive, so be sure to properly clean your Sub after the procedure.

by clausemic September 21, 2011

Donna Carpenter

A stinky fishy person who looks like she uses lotion for shampoo.

Donna: hi!
Me: oh my lord do u smell that??!
Donna: Smell what?
Me: ...
Also me thinking inside my head: *oh my fuck that's her cuchi🐟🐟🐟*
Me again: Well the ocean called earlier they told me to tell you they want their fish back....
So there for Donna Carpenter is Stanky fishy

by Fishy Stanky October 14, 2019

remi carpenter

A sexy girl

remi carpenter is a sexy girl

by hdjsos November 22, 2021

crapmaster

anybody named francis

Where is crapmaster?

by Anonymous August 25, 2003

Carpenter

To be lil' spooned by a strange man with nothing on but boxers for an entire weekend.

Matt was carpentered while in San Diego.

by Cavalohan October 21, 2013

Crapster

Someone who levels up faster than most people to the point of almost speedrunning.

Dude 1: I gotta level up to beat that boss dude.
Dude 2: Just do a crapster my guy

Dude 1: How is that guy level 57? Wasn't he level 3 like Yesterday?
Dude 2: Yeah but I think he did a crapster

by Punk04 January 19, 2021

carpenters daughter

flat and easy to screw.

ie, shane from the L word. bitches. is flat. is an "a" cup and easy to screw. she is the carpenters daughter.

by giant lesbian. December 31, 2009