Cottesmore

Indefinitely the worst and most vile place in the entirety of the United Kingdom, never go there trust me, unless you want to be lynched by satanists outside the grey church.

John: I am going to cottesmore.
Dave: Mate you are fucked i'm sorry but you are a gonner.

by tjatt January 29, 2022

Coitusey

To be overly polite and kind in the pursuit, and act of sexual intercouse.

Kyle treated Amber with the ultimate coitusey as he proceeded to caress her undercarriage in pursuit of her lady parts!

by Acmeusa April 28, 2022

Coitus Inherrumptus

Latin for stuffing a penis in a chicks ass.

My lady loves Coitus Inherrumptus. I call anal sex that because it reminds me of my high school Latin teacher, whom I also fucked in the ass. I use whom because it’s proper English, which reminds me of my college English professor who blew me in front of my roommate, but that’s neither here nor there.

by Goosey Goose May 6, 2022

Cotts

The dude that you think is a combination of a nerd and an asshole who surprises you and turns out to be the baddest motherfucker that you know.

I thought he was a fucking asshole but he gets more pussy than any of us. It turns out he was Cotts.

by Just Kenny March 3, 2026

Cotts

The dude that you think is a combination of a nerd and an asshole who surprises you and turns out to be the baddest motherfucker that you know.

I thought he was a fucking asshole but he gets more pussy than any of us. It turns out he was Cotts.

by Just Kenny March 3, 2026

covert coitus

the act of sexual intercourse that is planned to be disavowed

My cheating husband had covert coitus when he was out of town on business. That means he had sex with a hooker.

by effingjoey December 21, 2009

humor coitus

Lundune uses the term to loosely describe the effect of having an interactive stand up style comedy routine.

You are pretty funny, to bad you need humor coitus to do it. Also you are a stud muffin.

by CogitoProxy June 28, 2014