infects mostly everyone around kills old people and to protect yourself from getting it you should buy some hand sanitizer
by dumest kid ever March 12, 2020

No
by Jsbjsbdkb March 26, 2020

Whilst walking in public, either maskless or not, if you must get closer than 6 feet to another unknown human, hold in your breath, as to not inhale their exhale, scent, biome or any potential germs as you pass by. A theory suggested by a 24 year old ex NCAA college football player living at home with their parents in Southern California. Personal clinical studies have shown promise and potential.
"Damn, I'm waking on a some what narrow sidewalk and there is another unknown human walking towards me" "I can often smell through my mask and feel as if their germs fly into the wind behind them" "I shall hold my breath to lower my chances of inhaling whatever they may be exhaling" Thus, The Coronavirus Pull Out Method" was born
Also know as the CPOM "strateegerie" as the great Will Farrel would say.
Also know as the CPOM "strateegerie" as the great Will Farrel would say.
by highdeas.greatness February 18, 2021

by Click here November 3, 2020

When you’ve ran out of sick days or personal days at work and you need a valid excuse to convince your boss to stay home.
*tim calls into work*
“I can’t come into work today, I’ve been having symptoms of COVID-19.”
*hangs up phone.*
Tim’s Boss: Yep I just got Coronavirus Pandemiced by that lazy fool Tim. He doesn’t like fulfilling his daily responsibilities.
“I can’t come into work today, I’ve been having symptoms of COVID-19.”
*hangs up phone.*
Tim’s Boss: Yep I just got Coronavirus Pandemiced by that lazy fool Tim. He doesn’t like fulfilling his daily responsibilities.
by GoatStatusD January 13, 2021

Nowadays you have two kinds of people in the way they think about the coronavirus, you have the ones that defend any mandate, rule or law the government suggests for them, and you have the people that defend the way they've always lived, no matter how exciting the new way they are being told to live might have seemed at first. The latter group hasn't been doing much fighting to get their voices heard though, just about all of what people are seeing and hearing on TV is dominated by the first group.
Just about anything people have heard about the coronavirus in the past year and a half seems designed to make them panic and surrendee control of their lives to an outside entity that they for some reason began to trust more than themselves to take care of them, even if taking care of themselves was never a major issue before 2020.
by The Original Agahnim September 15, 2021

The coronavirus is just a fucking disgrace but a blessing at the same time. It ruined so much fucking shit, but at the same time it really showed how stupid people really are in the real world (antimaskers)
by Dat_Boi33 September 23, 2020
