Council

An abbreviation of 'council gritter', which is the cockney rhyming slang for 'shitter'

"I met this right slag last night, she let me go in dry up her council!"

by qwerty6543 December 16, 2009

council whore

Denoting a looose female who will engage any sexual activities , with anybody in return for ciagrettes or alcohol or any cheap products. Council estates are the dwelling of people of the dregs of society therefore denoting the sense of cheapness

Someone who will give oral sex for a pack of ten cigaretts or a bottle of alchopop

by William June 13, 2004

Council Sex

A random one-off night of rough, drunken sex with a stranger, often outside in an alley or car park, which results in:

1. (for women) - you falling pregnant
2. (for men)- you being presented with a baby 9 months later; you being confronted by a teenager 18 years later claiming to be your offspring
3. (for both men and women)- you contracting one or more STDs
4. all of the above

Hungover university student 1: "Jesus I feel rough - think I ended up having council sex outside the union..."
Hungover university student 2: "I'd get myself down the family planning clinic if I was you."

by Meringue Garcia October 12, 2007

councilitis

councilitis Syphillis it is a contagious disease,this usually occurs when councilites meet.. councilitis

craighhhh:oight u from scunny mate??councilits phyllis:yeah ave it..(chat up line omfg i know!!)


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:)

by ohdearcouncilone April 19, 2009

Evil Council

They're French.

"What my name is!"

by Richard Dean, Journalist April 28, 2004

The Ginger Council

A council of fifty or so red haired people who meet on the perihelion every year to decide on world events. The base of operations is in Jinger Port, South Africa. A majority of their operations are carried out by a secret hit squad of red heads called Ginganinjas.
Some famous members include Ron Howard, Carrot Top, Thomas Jefferson(founder), myself, and Malcolm X(he had reddish brown hair)

The Ginger Council is stealing your sperm to create a mutant army of gingers.

by theGinganinja41 March 9, 2010

council tucky

a phrase used to describe or insult the town of Council Bluffs,Iowa

Kid1: hey where do you live?
Kid2: oh i live in council tucky!

by krazylynx cat March 24, 2005