coochie cutters

Overly tight shorts, or pants, which conform to every fold, nook, and cranny - front and back - of the person wearing them. See camel toe They are generally the sad result of hot pants, daisy dukes, and spandex being worn by the wrong damn woman. see Blubber butt.

If you see a young lady wearing size 5 shorts, on a size 8 ass, and every lip of her genitalia is very defined and ready for inspection while she's still wearing them...

by jammer2 February 10, 2005

coochie spiders

Spiders or any other kind of bug that may be in a nasty lake while skinny-dipping. Named for the small but very frightening possibility that they may disappear into unsavory places on a girl's body where they will lay eggs that will hatch and emerge at a very inconvenient time and place.

AH! Coochie spiders!

by Shannon L.W. March 21, 2006

coochie monster

someone who a fiend for pussy

Kristoffer was the illest coochie monster last night

by R3DruM October 29, 2009

Coochie Man

Someone who has died of not getting any pussy and now haunts virgins to influence them into getting some.

Guy 1: You still haven't fucked her yet?

Guy 2: Nah man, why?

Guy 1: The Coochie Man gonna come for you bro. Thats not good.

by Everest YEET April 24, 2019

stank coochie

a smelly vagina

After working out with Kelly, I could definitely smell her stank coochie.

by theuserofwords July 23, 2015

Coochie Flaps

Having oversized labia that will not be contained by undergarments and thus move freely in a flapping motion.

Dave, your sister's coochie flaps are dragging on the floor and getting all dirty. Doesn't she notice, or is she red facing it again on blackberry brandy?

by JVicious December 18, 2010

Coochie bitch

A man who is either afraid of or a repellent of pussy.

Wow. Look at that guy Max running away from two hot chicks. What a coochie bitch!

by Springfieldjoo June 15, 2009