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Conservative Tea Baggers

A group of uninformed, ignorant, conservative, douche bags, who go to tea bagging parties(sponsored by like-minded douche bags, Joe The Dipshit/Plumber, and Newt "I dump my wife when she has cancer" Gingrich) talking about how Obama is a socialist for raising taxes back to Reagan levels...
I can't believe I voted for the Republican party once, after watching all these crazy Conservative Tea Baggers
by jo jo, circus elephant boy April 14, 2009
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conservonics

From conservative + ebonics, this term is used on various Internet fora to describe a perceived conservative tendency to call things the exact opposite of what they are.
"I support the Republican Party because it stands for less government, a strong dollar, fiscal responsibility, and equal rights, not special rights." "Oh, you're speaking conservonics, right?"
by Doctor Whom June 5, 2005
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compassionate conservative

The phrase that attempts (unsuccessfully?)to force progressive ideas into a regressive box for the sole purpose of selling warm fuzzies to cold hearted bastards
Ghengis Khan's Mommy? Hitler on Christmas morning? Strom Thurmond while knocking boots with the domestic help? "The neo-fascist allowed the screaming young girl to look away as he hacked off her mother's head, justifying his reputation as a compassionate conservative."
by Publius August 26, 2003
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Conservative Pimp

Someone who wants to be a "pimp", a.k.a. cool/badass/hip, but does not actually have the balls to follow through.
My dad is a conservative pimp. For his mid-life crisis car, he chose a Honda Fit over a Ferrari convertible.

My mom wanted pimpin' hubcaps, so she got new shiny ones instead of spinners.

A recently divorced 50 year old is a conservative pimp when he dates a 35 year old secretary instead of a 20 year old model.
by ConservativePimp101 August 8, 2009
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Conservaturd

A public statement of conservative political thought laden with typical ignorance and vile.
That retarded cunt Ann Coulter laid a ginormous conservaturd on Fox last night, blaming yeast infections on income taxes.

Dude, did you read the Wall Street Journal's conservaturd in Friday's edition?
by Drofhcor August 6, 2011
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trio-conservatism

A more formal designation for the socio-economic blending of corporate, fiscal and social conservatism that now typifies the so-called "tea Party" movements in the United States.
Sarah Palin and Dick Armey are two of the nation's more prominent personalities that advocate for smaller government, lower taxes, fewer social entitlements, and other tenets of trio-conservatism.
by shoqvalue April 19, 2010
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Compassionate Conservative

They hand you a tube of KY before the rape you up the ass.
Gearge W. Bush isn't even a compassionate conservative!
by Dragonbreathp9d July 11, 2006
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