lick the coil

To have greatness within your grasp only to watch it get away from you at the last moment.

I'd like to lick the coil someday
like Icarus, who had to pay
with melted wax and feathers brown.
He tasted it on his way down.

by Sick Boy July 12, 2004

Conail

Conail is a unique individual, he is really good at sport and he is the sexiest man alive. Conail can be extremely funny or extremely angry. Conail is the perfect man

Damn Conail met all the ladies

by Jimmy pullock July 7, 2017

conclusive

A type of attitude where one instantly jumps to conclusions. Sometimes after doing so he/she refuses to hear anything more to lift this attitude.

Woman (acting conclusive):
"I know what you did..."
Man:
"Ok if you would let me explain--"
Woman:
"YOU HATE ME DON'T YOU?!"
Man:
"No that's not it I--"
Woman:
"FINE!! IT'S OVER!!! WE'RE THROUGH!! I'LL NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN!!!"

by Dave February 11, 2004

Conflaggravate

To make a person so angry that they catch fire.

Normal Ted: Dude, you're so mainstream! I bet you listen to like Radiohead.
Hipster Atticus: AURRRGHHHHHAAARRR!
Normal Kate: Man, you really know how to conflaggravate people!

by nodelynk August 4, 2011

conclusional

making conclusions in the state of confusion and delusion

My conclusional friend makes decisions based on illusions of false hope.

by bid123456 November 29, 2011

Conflabulate

Growing fat with the one you love.

"Let's grow old and conflabulate together". The ultimate romantic statement.

by Oh Carolina December 11, 2015

coiled rattlesnake

A poop so impressively large, that the producer is inspired to share it on social media with the hashtag #coiledrattlesnake

Brah! You should have seen the coiled rattlesnake I dropped this morning, ten coils! #coiledrattlesnake

by Latte Zinger August 8, 2017