confuseration

the state of being rather confused....especially when one doesn't understand that they are confused

Joe Bob was convinced he liked Mary while in truth he liked her sister Sally...he was confuserated.

by Anonymous July 25, 2003

confunderstand

When one is both confused, yet understands a concept.

I confunderstand what you just said.

by Lonies September 16, 2006

confused pineapple

A sexual position in where the girl put her knees by her head and the male then procedes to use her breasts in place of a vagina

Dude I was fuckin Lindsay so hard last night, she begged me to Confuse Pineapple her skanky ass! (Confused Pineapple)

by EbonicsForHoes December 10, 2009

Confuseday

The Tuesday (that feels like a Monday) after a Legal Holiday.

The day after Labor Day, all day, I thought it was Monday, it was really Tuesday, more like Confuseday.

by Cinnabon August 29, 2014

Conflusterated

A conjunction of confused and frustrated.

I don't understand this at all! I'm so conflusterated!

by Geochem Astronerd May 30, 2015

confused heart disease

When you feel you love more than one person at once. Prone I’m people who don’t know what they want.

Person 1: I love him but I like someone else too

Person 2: looks like you have confused heart disease

by fortnite05 November 24, 2018

Conflusterful

Basically a synonym for clusterfuck

Generally used to describe situations that have gone wrong.

Well, that was a conflusterful of arguments

by Celerysoup March 26, 2019