conflatologist

A person who specializes in creatively combining unrelated ideas to imply cause and effect which can be intentionally used to mislead the public.

The best conflatologists are often hired to be Fox News Anchors.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 22, 2021

fecal confetti

Little floating remnants of shit left after and incomplete flush.

Usually partially digested pieces of lettuce or other green veggies that resemble confetti.

AKA salad shooter or ass plasma

Nathan just didn't use the courtesy flush and he left a bunch of fecal confetti in there.

by jamal johnson 1 December 28, 2007

National Confess to Your Crush Day

This occurs on December 30th and 31st

Today is national confess to your crush day.

by Barack Mobamba December 30, 2019

vote of confidence

an expression of approval and support; encouragement

The fact that they let him takeover while his boss was away was a huge vote of confidence.

by rchlsnr August 7, 2016

I’m confused

A phrase brianna uses way to often, is more like a lifestyle

Wait I don’t get this I’m so confused

Brianna: “I’m confused”
Kiersten: “when are you not”

by Gummy bears are great March 25, 2019

fake news conference

Any news conference that took place at the White House during Trumpian Times.

We all just sat there for four years in a row, at each and every fake news conference, knowing that it was all lies laid end to end.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 19, 2021

half life 3 confirmed

An overused joke on facebook comments which implies everything has 3 subjects means that Half Life 3 will be released.

3 likes on this; half life 3 confirmed
3 dicks inside my ass; half life 3 confirmed

by TwoBirdsStonedAtOnce July 30, 2013