Connors dad

A fat bald cunt who drives dhl vans

Dutty nigger

Connors dad is a dutty nigger

by Weed gremlin April 25, 2019

Condosis

A series of events occurring either simultaneously or consecutively that lead to a complete and utter shit show. This is considered a CONDOSIS

Dave was working on the Honda’s brakes when he sneezed and dropped the airgun, It fell to the ground, landing on the compressor hose-severing it. The hose then thrashed around like a scalded snake, tossing tools and beating the defenseless modern vehicle like an ancient battering ram until it finally succumbed to its wounds and fell off of the lift, knocking over a manager in its decent. That manager happened to be carrying the answer to the three body problem, Pamela Anderson’s virginity, and the location of Jimmy Hoffa in a Manila envelope which was unfortunately incinerated in the subsequent blaze from the gas spillage.

That was an unfortunate CONDOSIS

by Shitshowislife October 29, 2019

Connorscvmslvt

Connorscvmslvt is a tiktoker on Tik Tok who is in a sense. Connors cum slut. They are in love with a man named Connor from the game Detroit:Become Human..... Their obsessed with the guy and it's kinda scary 😢

"Yo man. Did you see Connorscvmslvt's new video"?

" Ofc dude. That person really loves Connor"

by Darkened Light September 21, 2021

Connors penis

Connors penis is extremely extravagant and distinguished. From birth it wore a hat that was soon surgically removed. Connors penis is cut and has therefore suffered the consequences of a loss in length. Connors penis measures 1 inch soft and 3.5 inches fully erect. If you ever meet a Connor, remember that his dick is very petite and you probably should not fuck him as he doesn’t know how to perform in the bedroom.

Connors penis

Lex: “hey have you heard about Connors penis?”

Ventresca: “hey I heard it’s super tiny!”

by The fbi May 30, 2022

put on your condoms

Another way to say fasten your seatbelts. Seatbelts and condoms are similar : they offer protection, are easy to find, and keep you out of some deeeeeep shit later on.

(getting into the car)
Jane : OK, guys, put on your condoms and grab your oh shit bar!

by Alley L October 17, 2008

condor

Funny slang for a condominium.

I found a sweet condor with a view, I think I'm going to put an offer in.

by Eduardo Morenzos October 16, 2006

Condomsation

Noun: when K-Mart is having a secial on condoms, and its just a huge sensation

Bro, are you gonna hit up the condomsation this weekend? There bout to be some fine ass bitches in there looking for dick.

by TnG'sBitch April 25, 2011