Conditional

Subject to one or more conditions or requirements being met; made or granted on certain terms.

Your girlfriend is being conditional when she demands that we overlook her rudeness and inappropriate behavior in order to all get along.
I am not being conditional by telling you that we do not have a good relationship, it is just a fact.

by whiteadjacent December 9, 2018

Extreme Conditions Demand Extreme Responses

Debut full length album by American grindcore band, BRUTAL TRUTH.

Guy#1: Hey, what's your favorite Brutal Truth album?
Guy#2: Extreme Conditions Demand Extreme Responses.
Guy#1: Me too!

by NuclearAssualtLover243 December 4, 2010

Simpathal condition

When you start to simp a little TOO much.

You simp so much it’s like you have a disease

Worse then just a simp, it’s a bad case of simping

“Dude I think Noah has simpathal condition” “He simps so much like he needs to chill” “Did you hear Emma has simpathal condition? She simps so hard for everyone!”

by ToeCracker777 April 22, 2021

Health Condition

A euphemistic term often used by the Chinese Communist Party (CCP) for a public figure who has recently been fired or imprisoned or placed under arrest for corruption charges or sexual infidelity.

China's defence minister, who’s not been seen in public for almost two weeks, is suspected to have had a “health condition.”

by Fasters September 15, 2023

Candits

Titties made of the candy of your choosing. They don't melt away when you lick them and they look like normal boobs

My girlfriends candits are chocolate flavored.

I could use some sweet cotton candy candits.

by BOnoobies March 8, 2011

Condicle

Condicle, noun, a block of cubicles arranged towards each other in a group much like a condo unit.

Usually a block of four cubicles all sharing the same major area, but not limited to arrangements of four.

Oh, Ted? Yeah of course he is a friend of mine, we share the same condicle at work.

by NotYourAverageLunch January 15, 2013

Condiculous

Condiculous, something that is extremely confusing, but makes enough sense for you to comprehend that it is absolutely ridiculous.

1. "Man! This schedule is ridiculous! Plus, I can barely understand it! It's so confusing!"
2. "It's condiculous."

by Mr. G. G. Ginger March 12, 2020