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Commish-O-Cunt

A half breed libtard who’s best version of talking smack is fantasy football put downs. This type of spineless grown ass man deletes messages that are at his expense because he feels it commands respect to be a dictator.
Man did you see what Austin did?! He tried running his mouth and when a few other guys came back at him he deleted their messages and locked out their trash talk abilities. He’s such a Commish-o-cunt!
by VBBRK October 27, 2023
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Commish-O-Cunt

A half breed libtard who’s best version of talking smack is fantasy football put downs. This type of spineless grown ass man deletes messages that are at his expense because he feels it commands respect to be a dictator.
Man did you see what Austin did?! He tried running his mouth and when a few other guys came back at him he deleted their messages and locked out their trash talk abilities. He’s such a Commish-o-cunt!
by VBBRK October 27, 2023
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Commish-O-Cunt

A half breed libtard who’s best version of talking smack is fantasy football put downs. This type of spineless grown ass man deletes messages that are at his expense because he feels it commands respect to be a dictator.
Man did you see what Austin did?! He tried running his mouth and when a few other guys came back at him he deleted their messages and locked out their trash talk abilities. He’s such a Commish-o-cunt!
by VBBRK October 27, 2023
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commanist

Commanism refers to punctuation accuracy, cf. less neutral term “grammar n@zism”
With our commanist policy there appeared no traceable typos in the document.
by 🅰️ December 18, 2024
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commiserhate

To gather with others for the purpose of sharing mutual hatred, resentment, or disdain toward someone or something — not necessarily to plan action, but to bond through shared negative feelings.

Etymology:
A portmanteau of commiserate (to share in sorrow) and hate — reflecting the act of emotionally connecting through shared hostility rather than shared suffering.

Note:
Unlike conspire or hate-monger, commiserhate doesn’t imply violence or incitement — only emotional venting and social bonding over animosity.
“They didn’t even notice they were commiserhating — just sipping wine and complaining about all the same people…”

"After work, they all went out for drinks to commiserhate about their boss."

"It wasn’t a strategy meeting — just pure commiserhating."
by TheEternalNow June 3, 2025
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Commissary Queen

A woman of modest means who consistently has a partner(s) in jail and is known by many inmates for her willingness to put money in their commissary.
“ My dearest Commissary Queen,

All I need is the thought of you and a couple of bucks on my books.”

Sincerely,

Inmate 10069
(And she proceeds to dump her whole paycheck)
by anonymous September 27, 2025
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Chili Commissioner

A well-dressed, elegant gentleman who typically presides over chili competitions. The earliest known chili commissioner lived in the United Kingdom during the renaissance. They are long thought to have connections to the Knights Templar and other ancient orders.
Hi, I'm the Chili Commissioner! I'd like to thank you for coming today! Ha!
by Phillipsd89 September 21, 2016
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