collar popper

Derogatory term for people who flip the collar of their shirt up for the preppy look.

I wish that collar popper would just die.

by boo January 19, 2005

Asshole Collar

A type of shirt where the Collar and possibly the Cuffs are white and the body of the shirt is colored (blue, etc). Originated from the desire to be seen as both "White Collar" and aware of fashion trends. Predominantly worn by investment bankers, asshole bosses, frat boys, and those who wish to display, but do not actually have, money.

Notable perpetrators include: Bill Lumbergh (Office Space) and Ken Lay (Enron)

That guy wore his Asshole Collar out to the bar with jeans, what a douche.

I started my new job today and I could tell my boss will be a real prick by his Asshole Collar.

Look at those frat boys wearing Asshole Collars as if they had a job and didn't live off mommy and daddy.

by Camelsah October 28, 2009

collar pop

An act that involves pulling your collar up and over your neck. Despite looking moronic, and defeating the purpose of collared shirts (looking somewhat respectable), this has somehow become a fashion trend.

John Smith: Wow, look at that moron's collar pop.

Me: I really wish clothing companies would start writing 'douche' on the inside of collars. Maybe being labelled a douche by their own clothing whenever they pop their collars would be enough incentive for them to stop.

by D. Perdsie October 30, 2007

cowtard

A retarded overweight female. (slang)

If ignorance is bliss and gluttony a sin, then cowtards will happily go to hell.

by JJones January 11, 2009

contarlo

Obscure slang meaning "count it" in Italian. Often accompanied by a hand gesture simulating the shot of a basketball.

"Dude, I just won 20 bucks betting on who gets the gold star in Kid Nation. Contarlo!"

by T-Wes November 22, 2007

Collared

In the kink world it’s used to describe someone who is submissive to another in a romantic relationship and does chores etc for them

James is collared to Brittany. He does her laundry, cooks for her, cleans and has sex with her whenever she demands.

by Darkside69 May 27, 2020

collar doesn't match the cuffs

An idication that someone dies there hair. If their pubic hair isn't the same colour as their hair you use this.

john: wow her hair can't really be that colour can it?
Tom: No way collar doesn't match the cuffs

by Lizzy13 May 29, 2008