The Colorado Yardsale

When you have sex on the front lawn in a snow storm or blizzard

I met this chick from Loveland and we smoked and did the Colorado yardsale

by Dilyn222 February 29, 2016

the colorado yardsale

Having sex in the front yard during a snowstorm

I met this chick in Loveland and we did the Colorado yardsale

by Dilyn222 February 18, 2016

The Colorado Yardsale

When you do the dirty on the front lawn in a snowstorm.

I met some hippie chick from Loveland and we do the Colorado yardsale

by Dilyn222 February 16, 2016

colorado lettuce

Another term for weed

Yo man, you got any of that colorado lettuce?

by rggzy April 12, 2016

Colorado Toothpaste

The act of suctioning feces out of a woman's anus and covering ones teeth in the feces of said woman.

I once sucked on my girlfriends butt so hard poop came out and covered my teeth in feces. I then used it as colorado toothpaste.

by 1iquidFreshness March 03, 2012

colorado bitch

A female that loves crack and wants to fuck you. And they live in Colorado

Dude did you see that Colorado bitch? She is such a crack whore

by Anal Finger Banger December 08, 2017

Colorado Cakewalk

When a person takes a shit on your dick and uses the shit as lube to give you a footjob.

I walked in the bedroom and there she was, giving Hank a Colorado Cakewalk.

by Shitler February 23, 2016