The Christopher Colombus

So, here's what you do.

Step 1: get 40 dudes to Jizz in a kitty pool to fill it up.

Step 2: Get some chick to participate

Step 3: Blindfold said Chick

Step 4: Write "america" on a tennis ball and put it in the kitty pool.

Step 5: put the chick in the pool and have her find the tennis ball, like Christopher Colombus did. XD

Bro, last night I got some bros and we had a chick do The Christopher Colombus... It... was.... RAWSOME!!!!!!

by hahalolcatz2010 September 17, 2011

The Colombian Drug Lord

When a girl queefs while you're eating her out, and you quickly form a straw with your hands around her vagina-hole and snort her queef.

Guy A: "So I was like, going down on this girl, right? And then when she came, she like totally queefed. It's alright, though, I just did The Colombian Drug Lord."

Guy B: "What the fuck?!"

by Dale Diving March 23, 2013

Christopher Colombus

A verb named after the great Italian sailor Christopher Colombus, who reached the New World in 1492.

And refers to the act of civilizing or converting an uncontacted native group, specially a hostile one, often by means of arms

Person: The Sentinelese people are hostile to outsiders, have had no contact with civilization and will receive you with a volley of arrows

Me: Just Christopher Colombus the motherfuckers and you're done

by ElConquistadordeAcero September 1, 2018

Colombian Flu

The incessant sniffling that inevitably follows insufflating a line of cocaine. So called because cocaine is a stereotypically Colombian export, and sniffling is a symptom of flu.

Chris: Yo, Kev, man, why you keep sniffling like that?
Kevin: Just a bad case of Colombian Flu.

by Cosmo February 7, 2007

Colombian Bobsledding

The sexual act of covering the cleavage of a large breasted woman, preferably a hooker, with cocaine and titty-fucking her until high.

Tom: Man, I had the best time in Kansas City last weekend. Totally went Colombian Bobsledding on this waitress at a truck stop. Hit it so hard between those big, sweaty jugs the coke turned into paste.

Steve: That is disgusting. Kansas City? Seriously? That place is the worst.

by Ass of Cakes June 25, 2010

Colombian hangover

Cocaine's answer to a hangover. The result of snorting too much the night before. Effects are typically far less harsher than its alcoholic brother, and include fatigue, headache and possibly severe depression - I find these are temporarily alleviated by another line.

I had a mean Colombian hangover today, didn't manage to get out of bed 'til 5pm.

by jeffwode79 March 22, 2011

Colombian Ass Tickler

Adj: The act of shoving cocaine up ones asshole for the purpose of being a drug mule or for personal use.

Frank got busted with a Colombian Ass Tickler, now he's serving 2-5 years in prison.

by CurtisR March 28, 2011