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ninja clouding

when someone suddenly disappears so quickly that no one notices and everyone is so confused as to where or how that person left without any hint of them leaving. they've gotten so far away in such a short span of time its simply impossible for you not to have noticed and you wonder if secretly thye are ninjas.
you're talking to your friends and suddenly you look away and look back......there were seven of you three seconds ago....now where'd he go? your friend is ninja clouding on you
by ninja chik August 30, 2009
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mushroom clouding

When you fart under a blanket and then pull the blanket down, releasing the noxious fumes into the general area.

The benefit of mushroom clouding is that because of the blanket, the fart is frequently muffled or even goes unheard
My wife and I were watching TV in bed when she grabbed the remote and changed the channel. So I let one rip under the blanket, mushroom clouding her as retribution.
by DougieFresh86 February 15, 2017
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mind clouding

the feeling of delirium; inability to think hard on something without being *blocked* by your brain.
Yo I fapped for 4 hours yesterday night so I'm clouded asf (implicit)
m8 I want to get mind clouded so bad today, you got any decent porn? (past tense of mind clouding)
by Vinhbui1 May 12, 2018
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Gabe Collings

Your a Gabe collings meaning your cute and girls wanna fuck.
by Booty licker555 April 18, 2020
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Pink clouding

Originating from a self help book and referenced most in recovery, it refers to the euphoric and joyful feelings often of an over confident and positive outlook ignoring the reality and major obstacles to come. Often short lived leading to falling hard.
John has removed all parts of his life including his friends pretending like none of it even happened. He's obviously pink clouding.
by m1ndfxck September 15, 2021
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house colding

A party that you have when someone you dislike has finally decided to move out
We held a house colding party when my sister moved out, and did all of the things we couldn't do when she was here
by Kvothe_1712 March 9, 2022
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isaac collingwood

fat gym cunt who gets 0 bitches and is more likely to pull a muscle then a acc good looking girl
by collingwood isaac September 9, 2022
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