Colton S.

Best drug dealer ever gives weed, meth, coke, crack, and heroin.also will rule the world with communism like hitler planned "hail Hitler" also very smart

definition, colton S. always gets me my weed on time

by Colton S. friend April 21, 2022

Colton

Colton is an average teenager in an average school, the only thing that isn't average about him is his massive fucking balls. This man lifts weights daily, eats ass for breakfast, plays golf on Sundays, and is an absolute goddamn madman. Fucking gods are afraid of this creature, all hail the mighty Colton.

Holy shit Colton just looked at me I'm going to pass out.

by Ryuichee April 26, 2022

Edzol Colton

An alias for Edward Turnbull.

Person one "We have an imposter none other then Edzol Colton"
Person two "Edzol Colton, I should have known"

by Glyndward October 18, 2021

Pulling a colton

making plans then never going through with them or canceling

"I thought you and him were hanging out"
"No he's pulling a colton"

by Lolfuckboys August 16, 2015

colton clark

A person who is absolutely obsessed with condoms, and loves to bang 💦💦

Hey did you hear about that girl who got raped by colton clark.

by You're a cool April 26, 2017

Coleton

One such being that is less than 5 feet tall. He is not usually a very bright young child because he was dropped on his head as a baby. He sucks at everything athletic, academic, and otherwise. This boy shall never get laid; with his 2 inch long dong.

Coleton is called Double Downsy

by Applelover December 17, 2012

Colton

A penis in the butt hole

Wow that feels good Colton harder uuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh

by tinkle1234567890 October 19, 2019