college

A place where you look for a sense of belonging while eating yourself into a food coma.

I ate myself into a food coma in college.

by urbanflurbin February 24, 2015

Collin grensing

Is a clout chaser but a great person to be around and will always follow your clout because he is your friend

Collin grensing is a clout chaser but a chill person

by Masterdillan November 9, 2018

collin sexton

The Greatest NBA player the world has ever Seen.

Did you see Collin Sexton dunk on that bum Michael Jordan

by Splashy_Drip October 20, 2019

Sir Donald Duck of La Salle College

With reference to the name, Sir Donald Duck of La Salle College looks like Donald Duck. The only difference is that he doesn't have a beak. This name originated from his surname, which is Tong (Full name in Chinese: Tong Wun-Sing). Donald Duck 's name in Chinese is Tong lou ap (Chinese: 唐老鸭). They both have Tong as their surnames and Tong Wun Sing is old. Therefore, he is often nicknamed as Sir Donald Duck of La Salle College.

Tong Wun-Sing: Good morning students!
Students: All hail Sir Donald Duck of La Salle College!

by UrbanDictNoob April 6, 2020

St. John's College

A Liberal Arts college in the US, with two campuses: one in Santa Fe, New Mexico, and a needlessly preppy one, populated mostly by sophists. Famous for its approach to liberal arts, focus on great books, and its incredibly uncomfortable, but visually iconic, "Johnnie" chairs. Blackboards are everywhere at the college, and any attempt to change this policy is always crushed with extreme prejudice.

Students of the college are called Johnnies., and in place of professors, instructors are called tutors. This is because they are supposed to be on the journey of intellectual discovery with the students, rather than talking down to them. This is, most certainly, always the case, and tutors have never been known to give lectures in the middle of class to explain exactly why a particular school of thought is fundamentally incorrect because they entirely disregard the writings of one obscure thinker, the essays of whom said tutor will be happy to provide to the interested.

St. John's has no tests or exams. All students are evaluated through their writing and performance in discussion. To deal with the stress and anxiety which comes with much of the work of the college, many Johnnies smoke and engage in extreme forms of Bacchic revelry on a weekly to biweekly basis.

Contrary to popular belief regarding liberal arts degrees, Johnnies go into a variety of fields, mostly in education, academia, or corporate sophistry(commonly known to the uninitiated as the legal profession).

"Where are you going to college again?"
"Oh, I go to St. John's College in Santa Fe."
"Never heard of it."
"I'm not surprised."

Family member:"What do you guys even do at St. John's?"
Johnnie who has learned that most people are either totally disinterested in the truly meaningful parts of their studies and has lost all faith in the ability of most people to have serious conversations: "We read lots of books."

by notsocrates December 2, 2020

Collin

He is a sweet guy and doesn't share his feelings much, he cares for others but can get angry some times, you can trust him most of the time and he'll listen to what you say and he's not good with words when he's dating somebody

Girl 1:Collin is so nice and he listens to what I have to say,I'm gonna ask him out

Girl 2:Yeah he does listen but I'm gonna ask him out first

by WildTiger0647 April 6, 2020

College

Consumer fraud.

Educators don't think of students as purchasers of a service (customers)

by anonymous March 3, 2004