consterned

1) Filled with consternation.
2) A general feeling of dread or impending doom.

I am consterned that the boss thinks that this schedule is even remotely possible.

by Joe November 8, 2003

foot coaster

Noun - typically an old magazine or newspaper that is placed between one's feet and the surface of a coffee table so that the oils and perspiration from the skin of one's feet do not tarnish the surface of afformentioned coffee table as said person uses said coffee table as a foot rest.

Yo dude! Why are you using the sports page as a foot coaster?! I was still reading that.

Hey bro...hand me your sister's copy of Cosmo to use as a foot coaster.

by Shoelace May 8, 2007

Green Lantern: Stand Up Coaster

(n) A claimed conspiracy plan brought upon by dominatrixes and ten year old bullies to torture the groins of men and stinky poopy brains, in public for maximum humiliation.

(v) Anxiously awaiting a strong two minute long suckerpunch to you ballsack

(n) Guy 1: sigh
Guy 2: What's the matter.
Guy 1: Tonights role playing night for me and the misses.
Guy 2: Green Lantern: Stand Up Coaster?
Guy 1: Yep.

(v) Dude, this dude just threatened me he's gonna hand my ass to me. I'm Green Lantern: Stand Up Coaster-ing right now!!!

by theguiltyconscience August 17, 2011

coaster chicken

When a whole chicken is smashed flat and dried to make a coaster for drinks.

Dude these coaster chickens smell like shit.

by dailybirdsandtrees July 23, 2011

coaster fingers

When you finger an asshole and only realise you still have shit under your nails when having a sip of beer at the pub. You grab a coaster to scrape the shit out.

Mate! I've got coaster fingers. Wanna sniff?

by Squirtle 2.0 December 11, 2016

constervusions

When you watch Doctor Who, and you put your fingers on the sides of your head(like devil horns).

I like this show. It gives me hard constervusions.

by Ploggin March 10, 2020

Coister

n. Coister. Accidental word, used by Mourc. Meant to say the word “coastsr.” (Çöī•ßtē•r)

Mourc: Sometimes I forget my coister

by The Mourc Man September 22, 2020