cockwater

water (or any other liquid) which drips off a freshly showered man's genitals onto the exposed feet (or forehead) of an unsuspecting person getting dressed in the gym locker room.

Oofa dude, that naked guy just totally invaded my personal space; after he came back from the shower, he stood right next to me, while talking with his hands and anointing me with his cockwater and Gawd knows what else. What ever happened to just doing a quick gym rinse?

by Freakette Kitchen February 17, 2010

cockwalk

When one's cock is long enough to be used as a supplementary leg or walking stick.

Kelso's left leg was injured and he utilized his cockwalk to finish navigating Disneyland/California Adventure.

by Lucious Pussey March 3, 2009

cockdapuss

a cross between a cock and a pussy... when a dick is at the top of the pussy and then the vagina and then the balls

"thats a fine fine cockdapuss you have there"

by pregs December 2, 2007

Cockwrap Supreme

A huge penis covered in melty cheese, ground beef, sour cream,and placed, inside a shell witch is then wraped in a tortilla and grilled. Often feasted upon during a cockfest.

Will Tiny be bringing the cockwrap supreme to the cockfeast?

by Jesse jjjjjjjjllandoesndjlkj January 16, 2008

Cocktapus

a Cocktobulon with eight testicles

"Ohhhhh my cocktapus hurts"

by Bobby Joe October 1, 2003

Cockwash

This is a phenomenon similar to backwash. It occurs when a male ejaculates in the vagina of a woman and as he pulls out there is some residual sperm mixed in with vaginal lubricant.

That felt good... oh geez look at all the cockwash!

by beardedclamman June 2, 2010

cockward

When a man is on a date and thinks that his partner wants to give him a BJ so he pulls out his sausage and she freaks out or yells "RAPE!!"

dude, i was totally gonna bang this girl but i pulled it out too soon and it was totally cockward.

by JOHNeMac March 9, 2011