California Cock Ring

The act of using a knife, preferably serrated, to cut the labia off of a particularly obese woman. Make sure to remove it in one piece, as any errors may compromise the integrity of the cock ring and may hinder the ability to use it in a sexual scenario. After the labia is removed completely, the penis is inserted into the hole in the center, creating a fleshy cock ring. Proceed to have sex as usual.

When finished, use the semen to coat the California Cock Ring and freeze it. This will preserve it.

F: Hey, have you remembered to put the California Cock Ring in the freezer?
M: Yes, and I coated it with semen for preservation.
F: Great, I cant wait until next time!

by RollingTide March 31, 2022

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Hobo's Cock Ring

When ones flaccid penis is put into an empty beer can and made erect by porn or some other method.

Often used at frat hazings.

And for your final challenge, you will endure a Hobo's Cock Ring.

Whats that?

You'll see.

by thecamel33 March 15, 2016

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cold cocking

The art of putting your dead husband in the freezer rather than burying him.

When thinking of burial plots. Mrs. Jones didn't like the area under the trees, so she decided upon cold cocking her husband in her frigidaire instead.

by Ice Hearted Queen January 7, 2009

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Cockting

1. A phrase used to describe someone who has performed an underhand, guileful or duplicitous act...or someone who's just been a bit of a prick.

"Did you know Alex 'as been chattin!?"

"Has he been chattin'?!"

"He's been chattin'!"

"What's he been chattin'?!"

"He's been chattin' shit!"

"What shit's he been chattin'?!"

"He's been goin' round south saeed and chattin' dat we got beef wit' dem and dat we're safe wit' north endz!"

"Aw cockting!"

by The big K! August 7, 2009

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