cocktane

The amount of octane in your cock.

Girl 1: I hear Jim is shit in bed!
Girl 2: Yeah, it's because he uses low cocktane.

by TeraByte911 April 1, 2009

Cockhand

To rub your hand on your (sweaty)dick/balls, and to prominently yell "COCKHAND" or "YOU JUST GOT COCK-HANDED"

Brady:Hey dude! Guess what?

Pat:What?

(RUBS HAND ON BALLS/DICK AND RUBS IN PAT'S FACE)

Brady:COCKHAND!

by Clit-Commander April 18, 2009

cocknana

1. When you get up in the middle of the night to eat a bannana but instead find yourself face to face with a penis

Girl: Hey how was your night?
Boy: It was good until I got up for a midnight snack and found myself in cocknana.

by Mildred Beeverhausen June 15, 2009

CockTangle

When someone talks like they are talking through a tangled penis.

Your a cocktangle

by Rob November 26, 2003

Cockwang

An alternative curse word, used in 'That Mitchell and Webb Look'.

Oh cockwang! Jim has fallen in the mire.

by Alonerawnut February 15, 2007

cocksand

An irritating or annoying situation, person or business

"That person is such a cocksand!"

by plebgate September 4, 2014

cockbangle

A bangle of cocks.
Basicly a huge tangle of cocks
Even more basicly your pretty much fucked by a ball of cocks chasing you

"Fuck, that cockbangle is headed our way"

by peter alabaster October 9, 2007