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Cockandspeil

When a male uses his penis to play musical melodies on a womens bare butt.
"Honey what are you doing to my ass?"

"Playin' my cockandspeil."
by E-tyme October 8, 2008
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cockerjammed

man it is realy cockerjammed up over there
by austin dakota smith December 17, 2008
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cocked out

1. A party, event, or congregation where the number of males is significantly higher than the number of females.
2. Somewhere most girls have already been taken.
3. An event or party where you have had a taste of all girls present.
#3 gets golden extra points that can be added for the status of PIMP.
1. That frat party was cocked out man! It was a fucking sausage fest in there.

2. We showed up too late... all the single girls were cocked out by then.

3. PIMP:Fuck this, man. I've had every single one of girls at this party; for me this is cocked out.
WINGMAN: You're right man, lets move out.
by oneOFemPIMPS April 5, 2009
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Cockanoss

Chorley slang for cocknose. Normally prefixed with 'shit-off'.
Shit off Cockanoss
by The bad wolf July 8, 2009
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cockercises

exercises of the cock.

The "horizontal cock swing" is when the athlete rotates his/her hips from side to side so that the cock in question slaps both of the athletes upper thighs.

The "vertical cock swing" is when the athlete rotates his/her hips forward and backward to create a pendulum type movement of the cock, this causes the cock to hit the belly button area and the lower to upper gooch area

Notes: There may be a significant amount of redness on the areas that the cock has come in contact with, but dont let this worry you, its just another reminder of how hard you worked out your cock.
Also the athlete may experience a NARB (no apparent reason boner), so needless to say cockercising should be done in the privacy of a bedroom or with very close friends only
A: Yo brendan, have you done your cockercises yet today?
B: Yeah bro maxed out with 65 horizontal swings, my thighs are burning
by soberjack March 20, 2010
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Cockella

Dipping your dick in Nutella and having someone suck that chocolaty goodness all off. This usually precedes a full on blowjob
Fuck Desert, I want me some COCKELLA!
by Mr. Magnum XL September 19, 2012
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Cocked In

It is being cornered and/or blocked in by a male (and possibly his male friend) at a bar or club or anywhere and you can't get away from him no matter what you say while trying to be polite and no matter how hard you try to make an exit, he won't let you. He stands in front of you while you're sitting at the bar scoping the room. When you go to the ladies room, he is waiting outside the door. Wherever you go he is there.
I tried to leave the bar the other night but this guy would not leave me alone. He kept talking and talking and wouldn't shut up. I got up to go to the ladies room and he followed me. When I wanted to step outside he walked with me. When I went to leave the bar he wanted to walk me out to my car. Then he wanted to follow me home acting as if he was worried if I could drive. All night, he had me cocked in!
by Cherie Live October 6, 2013
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