casual dates(cates)

where you are not strictly dating a person more like friends but you're able to go on casual dates with them and you both agree to dating openly, however he can't get mad if you're seeing someone else.

John: Hey, you want go on a casual date(cates)? All's you need is you and your cute self.
Betty(smiles): Sure, where to?
John: Starbucks... to grab a Mochiatto and just talk.

**
Veronicah: Wait, so you're seeing two guys at the same time?
Missy: Yeah, it's called going on casual dates(cates).

by laurababe June 29, 2010

Dick Sucking Contest

A contest in which two people perform fellatio on group of men. The person who is able to ejaculate the greatest amount of men in the alloted time wins. The first known contest was held in Seattle, WA during May 2004.

Zach totally won the 2008 Dick Sucking Contest against Jenna Jameson, he must be one of the worlds best.

by Melanies number 1 fan August 24, 2008

crates

a derogatory term for a hockey player who sucks so hard that they need milk crates to keep balance. Also applies to bad skaters that are below bender status.

did you see mike trying to skate?

yeah i know he's such a crates.

by CPTCRATES360 November 20, 2009

fucktard contest

Formally referred to in business as a group of people who participate in a "committee". The "committee" is usually formed by someone who appears to be in charge, but is incapable of making a decision on his own.

Since there is more than one opinion, then we should have a "committee" fucktard contest to make an intelligent decision on the matter. Do I have any other volunteers fucktards who wish to join this "committee"fucktard contest?

Me: I vote that Dick be the head that committee.
Boss: Great idea! Do I have a second?
Chris: Yes, I second that Dick is the perfect candidate for that position on the committee.
Dick: I'll do my best to be the best head of committees that this department has ever seen.

by PeeOn January 5, 2008

Trench Coats

An incredibly comfortable and warm coat that reaches down near the ankles, thus making the person look badass and more sophisticated than the next person. Nobody wears them because they aren't "street" enough (you can't skateboard in them...big deal).

I love my trenchcoat

by ...hellno February 19, 2004

wet t-shirt contest

Event in which young ladies, one or two of whom are moderately attractive, bare their breasts and bottoms and simulate intercourse for the pleasure of a few dozen to a few dozens drunken rednecks. Frequently regretted by the particpants when their perverse fathers happen across pictures of his baby girl's soaked funbags on www.soyouwishyoucouldfuckacollegegirl.com. Participation in one of these events indicates a future spent in a home that is parked rather than built.

Age 19: I totally fucking shoulda won that wet t-shirt contest last night.

Age 35: Sweetie, help mommy find her G-string and stilletto heels. I'm late for work.

by Goatlick April 26, 2003

Crates

Crates - adj.- A descriptive word used to imply great amounts of eloquence, grandeur in regards to speech or thought, or acuteness when speaking of something. The derivation of this word is originally to be used as in the terms of Socrates, of, "so crates" pronounced as one would if talking of a crate.

Ben: I just discovered electricity!
Woman: Holy marijuanaville Ben, thats so crates!

-or-

Ben: I just discovered electricity!
Woman: Holy aids on a stick Ben, thats mad crates!

-or- (Simply)

Ben: I just discovered electricity!
Woman: Holy fucking shitballs Ben, thats crates!

by So_crates January 12, 2011