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cockadoodledoo syndrome

The curious but common delusion that befalls some young men upon entering a workplace that consists of 95% women. The male in question responds by deluding himself that all his female colleague are there for his personal amusement and/or dating prospects, or they, in his mind, assume the role of his mother e.g. becoming useful for doing his share of the workload or laundry. Treatment consists of human growth hormone, a dose of reality; but in some cases can cause termination from employment for sexual harrassment.
Male with delusion, on phone: "...yeah. I love that game, it's awesome."

Female colleague: "Feel like doing some work, Paul? We're really busy."

Male: "Nah, I'm leaving in about an hour." (Goes back to phone conversation)

Female, to female colleage: "Looks like we have another case of cockadoodledoo syndrome..."
by mfhuohikm October 11, 2010
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we from sowff cacka lackey, y'all
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Cocka

A hot drink containing a large amount of coffee and hot chocolate to stimulate the brain. Term used by students in the Midlands and Nottinghamshire area use this term.
'A lecture in 20 minutes?!? better make myself a Cocka'
'its 2am an I'm tired, a Cocka is in order'
by Nightfox121 January 2, 2012
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Cockacity

cockiness + audacity

relevance: more common than you think
He had the COCKACITY to say he used to not doing any work to get girls.

He had the cockacity to ask why I didn't ask for his number because "most girls do since I'm so hot"...
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Cackalacki

North Carolina's "AKA" The slang term for North Carolina.
noun: Cack(s): person or people who have some affiliation with the redneck state. also referred to as "cacksters"
I'm goin down the Cackalacki with some of my cacks to eat Bo Jangles mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
by Solus R. May 31, 2006
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Cackalacky

Commonly used as a nickname for Carolina, specifically North Carolina. In Barbados it is slang for vagina.
by Rin Grigori January 27, 2014
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Cackalacky

Cackalacky (and derivations thereof) is an ages old nickname for world renowned Carolina Cookout Country – the place that most folks recognize as the very birthplace of the Great American Cookout as well as the world’s first sweet potato-based Spice Sauce. As a matter of fact we believe that Cackalacky Spice Sauce (A.K.A. “The official zest of the Carolinas”) may actually be the eponym for the famous gustatory destination. And, while it is extremely flattering that the Cackalacky nomenclature seems to have found a happy home in urban American slang (and rural brogue, military jargon, skete punks, and biker culture, too), the simple fact is that folks have been rapping about the famous sauce recipe and name for eons. Here’s a song about Cackalacky that was written circa 1937 (and re-recorded years later): http://www.cackalacky.com/singalong.php

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Old Cackalacky Sauce jingle: "Wherever you go, there you are! And wherever you go, there you'll be - with a bottle o' Cackalacky!"
by Cackalacky Jack July 21, 2008
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