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jimmy choos

niice shoe designer...overpriced...but 'sex and the city' would not have been the same without them
Carrie - 'your shoes are soo last year sweeedie. check out my jimmy choos'
by MissyellioT April 12, 2004
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cloot

A rag used to wipe your arse.

While it may appear to be a slightly distasteful but necessary choice to make in a desperate situation, cloots in fact are regularly the preferred method of wiping in Nort-Eastern Scotland due to the relative inexpense versus toilet paper. In posher households each family member will have their own cloot instead of the more traditional communal version.

The word cloot itself is simply a varient of cloth.
Like any boy fae Aberdeen, Bertie's Maw had taught him from an early age the importance of carrying his own cloot at all times.
by Craig McLaughlin December 24, 2008
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clobs

Large heavy, hard and dense breasts with saucer sized baby bottle nipples.
Mr A. "Woa, check out the clobs on her!",
Mr B. "Yikes, they are like two fried eggs hanging off knitting needles."
by dr scented October 21, 2008
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Cloon

|kloōn|
adjective

Possessing excellent, impressive, or desirable qualities; a derivation from the surname of celebrity, George Clooney; good.

noun

a familiar or fond name given to someone, signifying your appreciation of their fine qualities.

verb

Outwit, upstage, or get the better of someone; bested.
That suit you're wearing makes you look cloon.

That guy is cloon.

That suit is the cloonest.

The opponent got clooned by his competitor.
by Roublard August 1, 2009
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george clooney

a guy who looks 50, but really is only 42. he even mentions it in oceans twelve.
Danny Ocean: How old do you think I am?
Robber friend: 48? 52?
<Danny is astonished>
by gracie April 21, 2005
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Cloosh

Shaving a girl's pubic hair and stuffing it into her vagina.
Ew, gross, she tried to do a furball impression by queefing after clooshing!
by CR24 April 12, 2010
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Cloog

When you are trying to say something stupid, the name Cloog normally appears in speech. A "Cloog" is a person who is your friend, but seems to always speak stupid as if brain cells were lost during birth.
Yo rouge stomp I am outta hurr. Alright Guuuuuuuuuuu, later Cloog.
by McCat November 27, 2003
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