clitorious congestion

after having 24 hours of sex, you have just queefed, and all the cum falls out of the vigina.(over and over again)
also known as a clit cough.(if only happens once)

Man: Oh my god! what the hell is going on?
Woman: I have a clitorious congestion.
Man: Is that normal?
Woman: Sure.. i guess..

by Esperanza Stiffler January 3, 2010

Netflix and Clitoris

Far from the classical term Netflix and Chill. Here the participants focus only on the Clitoris of your partner, partner's sister, partner's mom or your own.

You discuss the daily struggles of the average Clitoris while watching comedies, as it gets more relaxed. Once the Clitoris is chilled enough the participants can suggest to proceed further to Netflix and Chill. But be careful not to skip steps as you might end up in Spotify and Hug and then be very sad.

Average Joe: "I did the netflix and Clitoris yesterday"

More average Joe: "Nice bruh... with whom? Did the Clitoris chill?"

Average Joe: "with your mom!"
More average Joe: "oh, i bet she was nervous and just gave the Spotify and Hug at the end"

by speckman April 18, 2019

clitoris rex

The smallest dinosaur in the world!

Very shy and usally hides between a Humanoid female's legs

by Martinique Vespuckie December 16, 2003

Clitoris

The g-spot. I love watching men try to hit the clit. It validates men who know exactly how to reach that rainbow. The clitoris is a gateway drug to a full blown orgasm.

Find the clitoris? That's the name of a captain right?

by YoursTruly1989 March 20, 2021

clitoris

Best substitute for chewing gum ever. Kinda hard to carry in your pocket, though...

This clitoris smells like fish pero tastes like chicken...

by Huidos January 6, 2004

Clitorisis

A large clilitros about the size of a penut.

Man she had a clitorisis!! it was scary.

by JeffnJelly December 27, 2010

Clitortoise

A woman with a oversized clitoris that pops up like a turtles head coming out of its shell

Buddy (1) Hey so how was that 3rd date dude ? Ya go for it?

Buddy (2) i did man and i found my first {clitortoise } it was amazing

The more the play the more it showed itself !

by M I sofakingweetodded May 9, 2019