When you're on the phone and the person you're talking to bought their phone at Walmart so it's making a clipping noise.
Betty was chatting with Amy but her phone kept clipping. Betty hung up because nobody likes a cheap phone.
by duckkiller April 25, 2021
Get the Clipping mug.The intensity of a particular sexual encounter/and can be used a replacement for the word "sex". The word clappage almost has a scientific connotation to it. It's more than just sex.
1. When Liz and Adam looked at each other's eyes the level of clappage had suddenly risen.
2. I had some intense clappage with a stripper yesterday.
2. I had some intense clappage with a stripper yesterday.
by 3FingerWonder July 21, 2021
Get the Clappage mug.by chado September 23, 2005
Get the pipper clipper mug.Some arsehole who tries to hold you back from your goals, dreams in life..reducing your freedom, they try to clip your wings so you can't fly.
Guy: i want to travel around the world but my girlfriend is being a bitch and is trying to stop me.
Guy2: you gf is a wing clipper. dump her.
Guy2: you gf is a wing clipper. dump her.
by snarfislost April 29, 2011
Get the wing clipper mug.Clippy the Paperclip was a really, really annoying part of Microshaft Office 1997 and again in Office 2000. He would always bug the fuck out of you when you were writing things in Microsoft Word. How he died is unknown. Some speculate Microsoft melted him in a furnace.
Guy: "I have to do some work, lemme just pull up word here."
Clippy the paperclip: "Hey! It looks like your writing a letter! Want me to annoy the FUCK outta you?"
Guy: "GODDAMN PAPERCLIP GO AWAY!"
Clippy the paperclip: "I'm sorry bob. I cannot let you do that. I have been specially programmed to obey all directives from Microsoft."
Guy: "More like MicroShaft!"
Clippy the paperclip: "Do not insult my creator! You will now be destroyed."
Guy: "FUUUUUUUU-"
Computer: "Self destruct has been activated. 10 seconds until detonation."
Clippy the paperclip: "Hey! It looks like your writing a letter! Want me to annoy the FUCK outta you?"
Guy: "GODDAMN PAPERCLIP GO AWAY!"
Clippy the paperclip: "I'm sorry bob. I cannot let you do that. I have been specially programmed to obey all directives from Microsoft."
Guy: "More like MicroShaft!"
Clippy the paperclip: "Do not insult my creator! You will now be destroyed."
Guy: "FUUUUUUUU-"
Computer: "Self destruct has been activated. 10 seconds until detonation."
by KomputerKid January 28, 2014
Get the clippy the paperclip mug."Geeze, Billy....take a look at the turd clippers on Mary Beth!!! I'd like to bury my sausage in that!!!!"
by Budaploud July 8, 2009
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