Friend Cleanse

Removing friends from facebook, myspace, or any other social network in order to rid your life of people who serve no purpose anymore.

I try to friend cleanse after bypassing 500 friends, because after that I stop caring about people.

Do you feel weird when you friend cleanse jewish people and genocide victims?

by voodo0 August 26, 2009

e cleanser

Somebody who corrects someone else, and they're a complete asshole/sarcastic about it.

Guy 1: i li3k pie

e cleanser: Guy 1, I believe that the correct grammer and usage of that sentence is "I like pie". Correct spelling is always of the utmost importance when on the Internet.

Guy 1: Stfu e cleanser

by baconfreshbacon November 22, 2009

Street Cleaning Day

A racket by which the government collects money from foreigners, the forgetful and the unlucky.

I forgot I parked on the Thursday side of the road and I got a ticket for street cleaning day.

by logout April 5, 2010

victory cleaning

Cleaning one's house or apartment the day after a party, and finding awesome artifacts that remind you of how EPIC your party was.

"We found part of my friend's nipple ring, several half empty bottles of champagne, and my ripped fishnet tights while we were victory cleaning the apartment after our New Year's Eve party!"

by Ovariesy January 1, 2013

redneck cleanse

Diarrhea

I ate a bad biscuit last night and today I am doing a redneck cleanse.

by EV780 May 19, 2016

Dick cleanse

The act of refraining from sexual activities for an allotted amount of time, turning off your hoe, to regain self respect and faith in your hoe status.

I can't suck your dick, Zach, I'm on the dick cleanse.

by Weedo August 2, 2017

Turkish Cleanse

A Turkish cleanse is the act of drinking coffee while simultaneously sitting on the toilet taking a shit.

"I start every work from home day with a nice Turkish Cleanse, it's part of my daily routine."

by principalMazer July 1, 2021