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Cluster Cunt

A group of females whom think they are very funny and cool, when really they all deserve to be in the kitchen making sandwiches.
"Jesus Christ, Bill, look at that cluster cunt over there. NONE of them are making sandwiches!"
by Lord W Teezy August 17, 2011
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Anti-claus

Anti-claus dropped an IED down my chimney Christmas eve, but the package smelled of hummus so I didn't open it.
by Patrick E. Parker January 13, 2007
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Zaphod Clause

Important precondition for attaining the role of chief of the executive wing of government, not least in the United States. More or less quote/unquote, "You can't become President with an entire brain." From the movie of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
Al Gore and John Kerry almost made it, but they were both scuppered by the Zaphod Clause.
by Fearman August 31, 2007
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Wop-Clause

A term used to describe when an italian makes a bet, knowing they will lose, 'greases' their way out of there side of the agreement. Like an invisible fine print only the wop grease can reveal.
"oooooh, Migalooch used the Wop-Clause to back out of our bet when i fully won!"

"check that greasers contract for a Wop-Clause!"

Tony says "Ohh Johnny, you just got WOP-CLAUSED!"

Johnny says " wop-clause? what do you mean?"

Tony says " Well Johnny, a Wop-Clause is when a wop

makes a bs excuse that was never agreed

upon in the first place just to get out of his

side of the agreement, thats what a

"WOP-CLAUSE" is!

Johnny says "Freakin' Greasballs!!!!"

Tony Says "The Fonz would never do that"
by HoganCCBrianJordan November 3, 2010
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cluster-fuck-chaos (CFC)

A nuclear level of disorganized and disgusting clutter that one might find on a table, a desk or in a messy room. It might include partially opened mail, old half-eaten food, dirty socks, sweaty clothes and general shit people don't pick up.

Alternative definition: an adventure or activity that has gone so colossally wrong, in so many ways and with great intensity, that you can't remember what it was you were trying to do in the first place.
Mom, I'm afraid we've let the living room get to the cluster-fuck-chaos (CFC) level, again. I'll get the shovels, you get the hazmat suits.
Or
Honey, I don't know why we are at the bottom of the ravine, in a car with two flat tires, covered in goat shit or why that indigenous fellow is pointing a spear at us but I think cluster fuck chaos pretty much covers it. Your thoughts?
by Traumatized December 17, 2008
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classtrophobic

When someone is relatively afraid of being in a shut-in space, or confined to an area with a large amount of ethnic minorities. This can generally be attributed to being racist.
When three black men entered the already packed bus, Margret suddenly felt classtrophobic.
by JBone56789 April 14, 2011
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Butt Cluster Bomblets

You already know what this is...it's when you're trying to take a massive dump and the turd bomb reaches the sphincter only to release tiny little bomblets. They usually are responsible for that machine gun poop that splashes your ass. It feels like you're pooping Raisnettes.
Mikey: Man, I must've flown over Hiroshima in my previous life.

Mo: Why would you say that?

Mikey: Cos I just killed the camode with my butt cluster bomblets!
by Mikey the Panda August 4, 2008
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