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cataclysmic clusterfuck

when clusterfuck doesnt describe the situation well enough.
Moving that couch into your room turning into a cataclysmic clusterfuck.
by edge cass March 5, 2008
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Catalonian Sausage Factory

A group of guys set up a conveyor belt and defecate on it, preferably with big liquidy shits, they then tie their penis' to the belt so they become covered in the shit, they guy whose cock seems least covered in shit has to suck all the other guys off and clean their cocks of shit, then has the conveyor belt re-routed so all the shit falls into his mouth.
Girl 1: Si your mouth tastes really weird today, I dont want to kiss you any more

Guy 1: Sorry Anisha me and the boys set up an Catalonian Sausage Factory last night, and my cock is so small I couldnt get it fully covered in shit

Girl 1: What the fuck thats sick, i'm dumping you, i wanna date that hot guy you sit next to

Guy 1: Shit man, if only I hadnt agreed ot that Catalonian Sausage Factory... What am i saying, its the best fucking thign ever
by Reverend Pope September 11, 2009
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college catalog

When there are any combination of black, asian, and white people of mixed genders present at any location.

Named after the pictures of diversity that colleges send to high school students.
Guy 1: Look dude, it's an Indian chick, black chick, and an asian and white guy in that car.
Guy 2: It's like a college catalog in there.
by Matt August 19, 2006
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Catacomb

Catacomb: an underground cemetery consisting of a subterranean gallery with recesses for tombs, as constructed by the ancient Romans. Other wise known as, hell.
5 french people went to the catacomb in Paris and only 2 made it out alive.
by Lil'leigh June 3, 2018
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Thomas Caltabiano

Thomas is the cutest guy you'll ever see. He loves beautiful scents, and enjoys sniffing things. He also loves to garden and enjoys picking cucumbers from the trees he plants. He enjoys to cook and is known for his famous 5 am boiled water. Above all else, Thomas loves to chat on the phone, although you better not startle him, because he'll start to moan uncontrollably. Thomas is a nice little boy and is a delight to talk to.
Guy 1 : Yo Mista Thomas Caltabiano you coming out tonight?

Thomas : AUUEGH????
by Dawier May 10, 2023
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Catalust

The first act or thing that causes a person to lust after another person.
"Wow, I never noticed that guy before, but his hot bod is such a catalust"
by Lkedwards May 12, 2009
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The mandela catalogue

(spoilers??????)

LITERALKY SO FUCKING SCARY I SHIT MY PANTS AND I TREMBLED LITERALLY SO HARD WHEN IT WAS IVER

my dad knocked on my door when stanley said "your new friend is inside your home, now." AND I SCREAMED BLOODY MURDER I SWEAR

gabriel is the best no cap fr
"have you seen the mandela catalogue on youtube"
"yes and i shit my pants and i was creaming my pants and i uh.... i forgor 💀"
"gabriel is the best isn't he"
"yes he is"
"tmc fandom is the best no cap"
"mhm"
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