Clarinet

A woodwind instrument common in Marching, Concert, and Jazz Bands. It's normally black with silver keys and can play very soprano notes.

She sucks at the sax, maybe she should go back to playing the Clarinet

by Kaytee P May 12, 2003

Kelo clearing

Informal Army doctrine term describing firing a tank main gun round down the center of a road. This type round creates a vortex of air and sucks enemy infantry towards it (and into the road) to be more easily engaged by waiting Bradley Fighting Vehicles, friendly infantry or Abrams co-axial machine gun fire. Named after an Army 1LT Kelo who first utilized the practice in Iraq in 2003.

Soldier #1: "Heard the boys over in 2-7 Infantry got so super pissed off finally they did a Kelo clearing on Sadr City."

Soldier #2: "What a freakin' rage kill, that's awesome. Sometimes you gotta drop a lightning bolt of carnage ... screw that ducking behind buildings taking pot shots man."

by infantryscoming August 6, 2010

clarinut

An intense devotee of the clarinet and its music. You'll almost always hear a clarinut noodling around with Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart's "Concerto For Clarinet and Orchestra in A Major" before he/she starts practicing scales!

Joe Pappas is a real clarinut! You oughtta listen to him play that run at the beginning of George Gershwin's "Rhapsody In Blue"---he polishes it off like he's born to it!

by pentozali March 4, 2009

Charing

means "ok.. Not!!" or "joke". A Filipino gay lingo thats is used to take back someting that you said.

Sebie: im the best! I swear... CHARING!!

Gared: yea its true! you are!!

by yagami8 November 21, 2010

Clairing

To kiss only without tongues, under all conditions, without exception.

She was sad because he insisted on Clairing when they kissed. All she wanted was a little bit of tongue.

Person 1: 'Have you ever kissed Norman?'
Person 2: 'No'
Person 1: 'Well you won't get any tongue if you do, he is very committed to Clairing'

by H-bear Rizzle April 16, 2014

Clarinetiquette

The art of practicing the clarinet without disturbing your neighbors.

The doofas upstairs played that fucking licorice stick all day and all night ... shitty clarinetiquette!

by TasteMonger November 17, 2017

clarting stick

a stick with mad power enough to end a gay guy called fadnams.

ow u cunt u hit me with the clarting stick m8

by fadnams November 21, 2019